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đ§ Today on the Show Tim dives headfirst into one of the strangest moral panics to ever hit Reddit â women furious about being ânon-consensually masturbated to.â Yes, apparently even your own boyfriend needs written permission before thinking about you while jerking off. Tim explores this absurd new frontier of sexual âthought crimesâ and introduces
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1111 ViewsSponsor: â Quantum Energy Squaresâ â 10g of protein, 100mg caffeine. Use code FREAK for 25% off. On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Sponsor: QuantumSquares.com – Get 25% Off With Promo Code FREAK 00:19:20 Introduction 02:21:11 What The Hell Does This Listener Sponsor Want? 03:26:08 The Wheel Of Misery Returns 07:39:11 A New DV Number To Remember: 4-HAIRYCUNT
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Read More1K1K Viewđïž Episode Summary Tim Henson returns with a Thursday Sideshow exclusive packed with bizarre arrests, deranged pickup artists, and the triumphant return of the Merkin. From a drunk womanâs self-arrest to Kim Kardashianâs new âpubic hair thong,â itâs another deeply twisted day in the Distorted View universe. 𧩠On Todayâs Show đ Featured Story: Kim
Read More1515 ViewsOn This Bonus Segment Show:đ» The Great Network Meltdown of 2025 Tim kicks off a short bonus show by recounting a midnight tech disaster: his homeâs wired network goes down while Lord Douche is in Florida, triggering a long-distance IT meltdown. What follows is a symphony of FaceTime frustration, flickering patch panels, and 4% phone
Read More66 ViewsOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 00:00:00 Wednesday Movie Matinee 00:18:14 QuantumSquares.Com Get 25% Off With Promo Code FREAK 00:38:04 Introduction 02:07:18 Today’s DV Listener Sponsor: Brandon! 03:06:17 What Is your Masturbation Number? 06:27:00 Tim Henson Fit N’ Lean 10:39:13 Big Douche Is Watching My Appliance Usage 15:30:04 Trans-Wheelchair User Tips And Tricks 19:48:22 Andrew Cuomo
Read More1K1K ViewOn Today’s Show: đ§ Mead Skeltonâs Holy Email War âïž Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime đ¶ Jan Terryâs Triumphant Return đ« Teacher of the Year (From the 1850s) đź News of the Weird đ The Taco Bell 50K Ultramarathon đ Drive-By Cheeseburger Assault đ The Butt Lady Murder Trial đ Listener Voicemails A mystery
Read More66 ViewsOn This Bonus Segment Show:đą Cowabunga! Porn Parodies Gone Green Tim dives into EFUKTâs latest compilation, starting with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle porn parody that features âtubular tittiesâ and dildo-fueled pizza parties. Thereâs also an overachieving cum cannon that defies physics and a cheating boyfriend who multitasks by phoning his girlfriend mid-thrust. Itâs all
Read More33 ViewsOn Today’s Show: Sponsor: Good Feels THC-infused seltzer â use promo code FREAK for 20% off at shop.getgoodfeels.com (21+) 00:00:00 Get 20% Off! Promo Code Freak – Shop.GetGoodFeels.Com 00:16:07 Introduction 03:01:13 Mom Made It Through Her Surgery – BUT AT WHAT COST? RIP Diane Keaton 04:29:22 Mom’s Last Meal – KFC: Featuring A Slobbering Ghoul
Read More1K1K ViewOn Today’s Show: 1) Brad Carter Prank-Crimes⊠featuring âTim Henson from Distorted Viewâ 2) Bodycam Gold: âI Work for an Alarm Company⊠I Donât Have a Jobâ 3) Stephen Dawson vs. The Photoshoppers 4) Tay-Tayâs âGood Woodâ (Satire, calm down, Swifties) 5) Bizarre Crime: âWe Love Jesusâ Kidnapper Sentenced Quickies Community & Voicemails Todayâs hotline
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