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On Today’s Distorted View: Making Sheep Sounds So The Guy You’re Having Sex With Can Climax Congressman by day, Bigfoot erotica enthusiast by night Selling BBQ’d humans Unleashing liquid ass on your date BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest
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2K2K ViewsOn Today’s Distorted View: Street Preaching outside of a Strip Club goes about as well as you’d expect Scrubbing the semen out of your condoms Drunk guys are fucking naked plant ladies An autistic first date BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com –
Read More2.1K2.1K ViewsOn Today’s Distorted View: MTV’s Teen Mom Almost Shoots a Dude While Her Son Watches In Horror Plus The Sounds Of A Harmonica Ball Gag Infecting Someone With your Poisoned SPerm is no longer a felony 15 Minutes and Gender Change could save you $1000 on your car insurance BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY:
Read More00 ViewsOn Today’s Distorted View: We’re raising a nation of genderless theybies plus epic crab battles A gay man’s eyewitness report Death by tit shock BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord
Read More2.1K2.1K ViewsOn Today’s Distorted View: Spreading AIDS the Pat Robertson way Who the hell is against long lasting eco bulbs!? Revenge of the sour-toe cocktail Cash4Limbs.com is popular with bars and witches Note: Today’s show is a Best-Of! Which means I’ll be back this weekend with a brand new episode of DV to make up for my
Read More2.1K2.1K ViewsOn Today’s Distorted View: Hot Dog Drama Leaving a Bad Taste Of Pussy In Your Mouth Impaled by a Flying umbrella Let’s give a bunch of pregnant woman erectile dysfunction medication and see what happens BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say
Read More00 ViewsOn Today’s Distorted View: Tim Henson: Vice Cop Plus: drugged up and calling your mom bitch A Sausage Meat / Dick Mixup At The Grocery Store and the dangers of crafting Snake Wine BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest
Read More2.1K2.1K ViewsOn Today’s Distorted View: Is the emo scene still active? One Scary looking monster seems to think so Roseanne thought the bitch was white! Cutting off your dick for aesthetic reasons Pedophile jokes don’t do well with Disney Executives BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail:
Read More2.1K2.1K ViewsOn Today’s Distorted View: Grannies got a dash cam on her scooter Which Lesbian is about to storm the Whitehouse and decapitate the president? Sex Toys strong enough for our armed service members DaddyOFive is now DaddyWithoutA Youtube Channel BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show
Read More00 ViewsOn Today’s Distorted View: Watch our new sponsors commercial: Stink Pig Joockstraps – For Kids! Anti Semitic Robocalls Coming Out As a Proud Pup Tricking dumb straight guys to get blown by a crossdresser if a horse winks at you, does that mean it consents to sex BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH
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