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On Today’s Show: đ Balloon Squeaks & Baklava Reeks đ Links Mentioned: đ§ Get More DV!Join the freaks on the Sideshow for exclusive full-length episodes, bonus shows, and private RSS feeds. Sign up via the site, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or through Patreon. đď¸ Support the Show 00:00:00 Introduction 01:37:23 Pistachio Cologne 05:04:03 Steven Asanti Is
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1.2K1.2K ViewOn Todayâs Show:Weâre ending the week with a slathering of slop and sexual dysfunction! First up, an update on the original âFat Manâ of YouTubeâturns out he scammed his own father out of $30,000 for scratch-offs and is now grounded like a 40-year-old teen. Then, we check in with the Manifesto of a Pornosexual, a
Read More1.2K1.2K ViewOn Todayâs Sideshow Exclusive: đ “Punch Me in the Face!”: A drunken meltdown turns into performance art as one sad man begs to be assaulted, confesses to hating his wife, and challenges the laws of reality while cops politely ignore his requests for a knockout punch. Also: was he really coming from the library? Spoiler:
Read More44 ViewsIn this crime-tinged episode of DV, Tim reveals a sneaky consumer scam passed down from Lord Douche himself: the olâ open-box return switcheroo. Is it fraud? Probably. Is it genius? Also yes. Then we dive into the world of big battery drama, where a man throws a tantrum (and a battery) over a failed warranty
Read More22 ViewsTimâs Rant: Trumpâs New Holidays Audio Clips: Explicit and Absurd News Stories Voicemails Support the Show 00:00:00 Introduction 02:06:17 Trump Fumbles On His Newest US Holidays 07:49:02 Awkward Verbal Gay Dad Sex 12:01:09 Laying An Egg For Your Mistress 12:45:14 Human And Dog Shit Eater Andy Has Something To Say 16:44:03 Calling Dirty Butt Lover
Read More1.2K1.2K ViewOn the Show Today: It’s Tuesday, freaks, and Timâs back with a Sideshow-exclusive journey into the dark, greasy crevices of humanity! This one’s got it all: fast food erotica, holy water urination, incel cuisine, and fistfuck-related medical trauma. Just a typical DV episode! Coming Up on Todayâs Show: đ Ronald McDonaldâs Greasy Lovemaking: A handwritten
Read More55 ViewsOn Today’s Show: Today on the Bonus Show:đ¨ AI Doomsday Incoming! Tim reads a disturbing article about artificial intelligence, where one safety researcher gives humanity a 0.0000000000001% chance of surviving. Sleep tight!đ¤ Despite the grim outlook, Tim continues to misuse AI for humanity’s “benefit”âincluding turning an old âpew pewâ mic sound into an actual beat
Read More44 ViewsToday on the show: Also Featuring: đ Voicemail Shenanigans: DV freaks weigh in on Minecraft movies, Ben Affleckâs autistic performance, and public access sleaze pioneer Al Goldstein. 00:00:00 Introduction 02:05:01 Lanky Loaf Bread 04:59:05 Meade’s New Song All About His Credit Card Fraud 10:05:03 Grandpa Teaches You A Lesson (And Other Weird Erotic Old Man
Read More1.2K1.2K ViewOn Today’s Show: Tim shares the traumatic tale of discovering a tick burrowed deep in his luxurious mane, how he heroically extracted the parasite (after several failed assassination attempts), and the complete indifference shown by his loving partner, Lord Douche. Was it a woodland hitchhiker or a harbinger of Lyme disease? Either way, someoneâs getting
Read More88 ViewsOn Todayâs Episode: 00:00:00 Do You Know The Pretzel Man? / Introduction 02:55:20 An X Rated Interview With A Country Singer 10:36:24 The Face Filter That Makes You Look Like You Have Down Syndrome 15:36:12 Super Jock Itch Continues 20:48:09 Showdown At McDonalds 27:41:04 Sign Up For The Sideshow 29:24:22 Doing Jello Shots At The
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