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On Today’s Show: 🚗 McDonald’s Mobile Order Meltdown 🚔 When Calling 911 Backfires 🤖 Don’t Confess Your Crimes to ChatGPT 🚛 Tow Truck Heist in Brooklyn ☎️ Listener Voicemails 📝 Episode Takeaways Lord Douche continues to find new ways to make Tim transport garbage bags of coffee grounds. Wedgie fetishes are far more elaborate (and
On This Bonus Segment Show:Today’s show starts with a nostalgic dive into the forgotten background characters of Sesame Street—the “yep-yep” aliens and the creepy old typewriter who would make zero sense to kids today. Tim imagines a modern replacement: a racist smartphone who just screams slurs instead of “noon-noon.” From there, things spiral into the
On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off October with one of the most sadistic “Test of Patience” bits yet—an extended, soul-crushing string of parody covers of Cherebra Venti’s viral 2015 anthem “I Don’t Know.” Every possible genre gets the treatment: Top 40 pop, ska revival, throat singing, nu-metal, redneck country, even a Christian praise remix where
On Today’s Show: 🎙 Cold Open: CB Walker’s Psychic Energy Chaos 👨🏻🦲 Alex “Adolf” Jones and His Hitler Stash 💋 Sagittarius Shouty Hooker Diaries (Part 4,982) 🏈 Are You Ready for Some Football? (No, She Isn’t) 🌭 Splinter Dogs: The Corn Dog Recall 🦬 QAnon Shaman for President (and $40 Trillion) 📞 Voicemail Freak-Outs A
On This Bonus Episode: 💀 Colitis & Curses: Mead belches, apologizes, and rebukes demons while considering life beyond chicken sandwiches. 🎶 “Fucked Up” A Cappella: By popular request, an isolated loop of Mead saying “fucked up.” Sweet, sweet profanity from a man of God. 🎵 Genre-Bending Mead: What happens when you feed Mead’s wholesome DV
On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off the week with: a cheeseburger-fueled stabbing, a trailer-park throuple meltdown, Starbucks as culture-war Thunderdome, and Trump signal-boosting an obviously fake “med bed” AI video using his own fake voice. Plus: a brief (good!) mom/cancer update, UK listeners trolling Tim into doing UK content, a cyclist shoved into a canal,
Today on the Show Cold Open & Setup Segment 1 — The Rapture That Wasn’t Pull Quote: “Jesus Palooza was allegedly a two-day event—gotta keep the heavenly traffic orderly.” Segment 2 — World Premiere: Meade Skelton — “Distorted View Daily” Segment 3 — AI-Generated XXX Ornaments Segment 4 — Liquid Ass at School (Florence, SC)
On Today’s Show: Voicemails & Listener CallsA handful of patron voicemails: fan reactions to best-of episodes, rants about past language used on the show, meetup notes from listeners, and a caller breaking down the difference between “hot wifing” and cuckolding (calm, intelligent explanation that Tim appreciates). Meade Skelton Music UpdateTim teases multiple songs from Meade
