October 6, 2025By Tim
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October 3, 2025By Tim
On Today’s Show: Listener Sponsorship Today’s episode is sponsored by DV listener Yay, who had a very specific request: let Rod Urpay handle the Sideshow ad read. Mission accomplished. Want to sponsor a DV episode? It’s only $25! Watch: Proximity Chat Cause Mass Pandemonium Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
October 2, 2025By Tim
On Today’s Show: 🚗 McDonald’s Mobile Order Meltdown 🚔 When Calling 911 Backfires 🤖 Don’t Confess Your Crimes to ChatGPT 🚛 Tow Truck Heist in Brooklyn ☎️ Listener Voicemails 📝 Episode Takeaways Lord Douche continues to find new ways to make Tim transport garbage bags of coffee grounds. Wedgie fetishes are far more elaborate (and
October 1, 2025By Tim
On This Bonus Segment Show:Today’s show starts with a nostalgic dive into the forgotten background characters of Sesame Street—the “yep-yep” aliens and the creepy old typewriter who would make zero sense to kids today. Tim imagines a modern replacement: a racist smartphone who just screams slurs instead of “noon-noon.” From there, things spiral into the
October 1, 2025By Tim
On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off October with one of the most sadistic “Test of Patience” bits yet—an extended, soul-crushing string of parody covers of Cherebra Venti’s viral 2015 anthem “I Don’t Know.” Every possible genre gets the treatment: Top 40 pop, ska revival, throat singing, nu-metal, redneck country, even a Christian praise remix where
September 30, 2025By Tim
On Today’s Show: 🎙 Cold Open: CB Walker’s Psychic Energy Chaos 👨🏻🦲 Alex “Adolf” Jones and His Hitler Stash 💋 Sagittarius Shouty Hooker Diaries (Part 4,982) 🏈 Are You Ready for Some Football? (No, She Isn’t) 🌭 Splinter Dogs: The Corn Dog Recall 🦬 QAnon Shaman for President (and $40 Trillion) 📞 Voicemail Freak-Outs A
September 29, 2025By Tim
On This Bonus Episode: 💀 Colitis & Curses: Mead belches, apologizes, and rebukes demons while considering life beyond chicken sandwiches. 🎶 “Fucked Up” A Cappella: By popular request, an isolated loop of Mead saying “fucked up.” Sweet, sweet profanity from a man of God. 🎵 Genre-Bending Mead: What happens when you feed Mead’s wholesome DV
September 29, 2025By Tim
On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off the week with: a cheeseburger-fueled stabbing, a trailer-park throuple meltdown, Starbucks as culture-war Thunderdome, and Trump signal-boosting an obviously fake “med bed” AI video using his own fake voice. Plus: a brief (good!) mom/cancer update, UK listeners trolling Tim into doing UK content, a cyclist shoved into a canal,
September 26, 2025By Tim
Today on the Show Cold Open & Setup Segment 1 — The Rapture That Wasn’t Pull Quote: “Jesus Palooza was allegedly a two-day event—gotta keep the heavenly traffic orderly.” Segment 2 — World Premiere: Meade Skelton — “Distorted View Daily” Segment 3 — AI-Generated XXX Ornaments Segment 4 — Liquid Ass at School (Florence, SC)
September 25, 2025By Tim
On Today’s Show: Voicemails & Listener CallsA handful of patron voicemails: fan reactions to best-of episodes, rants about past language used on the show, meetup notes from listeners, and a caller breaking down the difference between “hot wifing” and cuckolding (calm, intelligent explanation that Tim appreciates). Meade Skelton Music UpdateTim teases multiple songs from Meade