Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s show. Remember: tomorrow’s program will be Sideshow exclusive. Non paying freaks will get a Best-Of show. Sign up for the Sideshow and you’ll nab Thursday’s new program. On Today’s Show: – Madder Than Chicken Grease – Pee In The Tub kthnx – Seeping Corpse Wounds At The Funeral DISTORTED VIEW PO

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Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show. I posted a new videocast yesterday, so if you want to check it out, make sure to sign up for the Sideshow. On Today’s Show: – Steak With A Side of Sanitary Pads – More Hood Rat Stuff – Adult Doggy Toys DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA,

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Wednesday show. I’ve got a videocast planned for Sideshow freaks, so if you’re not yet a member, do it right now. On Today’s Show: – Lumpy Ass Injections – The Wal-Mart Whippet Bandit – Loose Eyeballed Infants DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! Back for your Tuesday show. It’s an extended program, so if you’re a Sideshow member you’ll get about 15 minutes of additional show. If you’re not a member, SIGN UP NOW! On Today’s Show: – Zombie Mom Hungry For Baby Brain – Shopping Spree Turns Husband Into Pyromaniac – Naked Lady Plows DISTORTED

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