Hey Freaks! I’m back for the Thursday show. I’m taking tomorrow off, so ya’ll should sign up for the Sideshow and catch up on all of the bonus material I SLAVE over for you. I’ll be back for a weekend show for SS members. On Today’s Show: – Marijuana McNuggets – Michael Jackson is Dead

Hey Freaks! Welcome to July! I’ve got a great show for you today. Make sure you sign up for the Sideshow because I’ve got a videocast today and a bonus episode planned for this weekend. On Today’s Show: – Why Nail Clippers Aren’t For Circumcision – Piss soaked lady panties – Stuffing Meat In Your

Hey Freaks! Back with your bonus episode for Tuesday. Enjoy all of the audiophonic stupiidty. Thanks again to TJ for the great literotica audio. On Today’s Show: – Drowning On Your RidinG Lawn Mower – Watching Child Porn at School – Drunk or Dead? DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Tuesday show! I’ve got another one for Sideshow freaks, so if you’re not a member, sign up now. On Today’s Show: – New Evidence That Michael Jackson Was Weird – Don’t Poop In My Year – The Financial Crises Was Caused By Ass Thumping Gay Sex Links: DV On Youtube: Go

Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week! Enjoy the stupidy! Sign up for the Sideshow and you’ll grab this past weekend’s bonsu show, and tomorrow’s bonus show. On Today’s Show: – Assault With A Cheesy Doodle – Drunk Trailer Park Brawl – Sex Advice From The Celibate Links: DV On Youtube: Go There

Hey Freaks! I’m back with your Sideshow exclusive weekend show! Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Blowjobs For Corn Chips – A Michael Jackson Bus Brawl – Sinking in Feces DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! Back to end the week with the Friday show. Although, if you’re Sideshow freaks, you’ll be getting a weekend show. Oh, and I’ll have a new video on youtube up soon. On Today’s Show: – Monkey Piss – Soda Piss – Piss Drunk Aliens From Outer Space! Links: DV On Youtube: Go There

Hey Freaks! Back with the Thursday show! Enjoy my new original song (as song by Fred) and all of the other stupidity. Sideshow freaks will be getting a videocast today. New Youtube video will be posted this week as well. On Today’s Show: – Sleepwalk Stabbing – Chasing Away Children With Porn – Don’t Sell

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Wednesday program! On Today’s Show: – The Legend of Old Banjo Throat – Nude Hamburgler Robble Robbled Some Fries – KKK Advertising to Blacks Links: The Kush: Boob Pillow Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441

Hey Freaks! As promised, back with another show just for you Sideshow freaks! Enjoy! – Hey Fuckwit, Get Me Another Beer, Queer. – Pot Smoking Mailmen – The Starchild is a LIE DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463