Hey Freaks! Cable/Internet is back on, just in time for a brand new Arrested Development tonight! We’ve got a big week ahead of us because Friday we celebrate DV’s 1 year birthday! How cool is that!? On Today’s Show: – The Great Bible/Porn Trade of 2005 – Wrestling in Graveyards – Santa Shortages Snail Mail:

Hey Freaks! Made it to the end of another week. And you know what? We did it together. I mean, if we can get through a whole week together, we can get through anything! I guess what I’m trying to say is… will you marry me? … What? No? Well fuck you! I’ve been cheating

Hey Freaks! Thank God I live in an apartment complex and can mooch off of a wireless connection! Otherwise you’d have no show and I’d be suicidal. In addition to the bizarre news, you’ll hear the funniest line ever spoken after orgasm! It’s DV’s first official catchphrase. On Today’s Show: – Elderly prostitutes – Waving

Hey Freaks! You know what today is: Sextastic Tuesday! I’ve got a great, disgusting story for you today! In addition to the pornography, I’ve got some twisted news for you, and I discuss the Columbus Dispatch article on DV that was published yesterday. On Today’s Show: – Whacking off to violent vomit – Fat man’s

Hey Freaks! Welcome back! Another long weekend as I spent Thanksgiving in my hometown of Ashtabula, Ohio. I’m back with a healthy dose the twisted bizarre shit you’ve grown to love (or at least tolerate). And as always: I love u. On Today’s Show: – Taking a big fat piss in coach – Raping rabbits:

Hey Freaks! Happy Thanksgiving! Make sure to turn up your iPod so your whole family can listen to the show while you feast on bird carcass and pumpkin pie! And if you aren’t spending the day with loved ones, let DV be your loved one! On Today’s Show: – Michael Jackson: Jew Hater – Fish

Hey Freaks! What a jam packed show for you today! I’ve got your crazy bizarre news, an entertainmnet update, audio from religious nutso’s, and brand new weird gay porn sounds! What more could you possibly ask for in a podcast…aside from intelligence? On Today’s Show: – Tasering genitals – Yeah, God totally told me it

Hey Freaks, Wow! Quite a show for you today, freaks! In addition to the crazy news and a Sextastic Tuesday story, today’s show features an appearance by my mom! That’s right! Mother Henson stops by to play “What’s That Sound” On Today’s Show: – My mother the Frozen Ice Box – Pissing your pants and

Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week of Distorted View! Remember: the best way to help out the show (aside from sending me loads of cash) is to spread the word about Distorted View! Talk it up to your online fuckpals and real-life friends! If you do, God will smile upon you. On