Hey Freaks! Just got back from the emergency room. Listen to today’s show and you’ll understand. Remember: I’m running a Best-Of Show tomorrow, but I’ll be back on Wednesday to continue spreading the distortion. On Today’s Show: – The Grand Finale of the Penis Pump Judge – Drinking While Killing – Banging your own son…THANKS

Hey Freaks! That’s right, I’ve got a Sunday show for you! As promised, I read a second, cockroach-themed sextastic story today. Enjoy the program and I’ll see back here tomorrow. On Today’s Show: – Eating nails – Pissing on the floor – A Growling Naked Man DV IRC Chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O.

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the big Friday show! I could very well be back this weekend with another dose of DV, but that’s up to you guys! Oh, and don’t forget about the advertising auction that ends today! On Today’s Show: – Anal Illumination – Skull Bongs! – Tranny Terrorism DV IRC Chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview Snail Mail:

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the stupid show! I *HEART* u. On Today’s Show: – The Penis Pumper Strikes Again! – Old Naked Flesh – Dick Obsessed and Deadly Links: The Triscast: Click it before you stick it! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote for DV!

Hey Freaks! It’s late. Here’s barebone shownotes. I’ll update this later. On Today’s Show: – Fruity Semen! – Severed Fingers – Rush Limbaugh on Viagra Plus much more! DV IRC Chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote for DV! We’re in the top

Hey Freaks! It’s Saextastic Tuesday! Today I read you some homemade cockroach porn. Enjoy the program, and don’t forgot to E-mail or Voicemail me! I love hearing from you guys! On Today’s Show: – Hymen Stitching – Hey, Grandma is a Cannibal – Homeless people up in flames DV IRC Chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview Snail Mail: Distorted

Hey Freaks! Well hello there! I hope you guys had a great weekend! But now it’s time to buckle down and get back to the audiophonic stupidity that is Distorted View. Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Porn on a slow work day – Cockroach in your ear – Carving your girlfriend’s back DV IRC Chatroom:

Hey Freaks! You gots yourselfs a brands new DV (and a few extra s’s). Enjoy the program and I’ll see you back here tomorrow to start a brand new week! Check out the new E-bay auction! A 2-Week sponsorship deal is being auctioned off. On Today’s Show: – Breast Mashing – A 10 Year Erection

Hey Freaks! TGIF!!!!!(shoot me) Enjoy the podcast. In addition to the usual stupidity, I’ve got more behind-the-scenes stories, including why I hate Adam Curry’s stupid producer. On Today’s Show: – Global Sex Freaks – A Creepy Janitor – A Lexmark Injekt tattoo? Links: Tim and Eric: Creators of Tom Goes to the Mayor & Super