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  • June 10, 2005By Tim

    Hey Freaks! Enjoy Friday’s show and have a great weekend! We’ll be back on Monday to start a whole new week of fucked up news. On Today’s Show: – Killer Cows – Pot Smoking Demons – Vancouver Is A Real Shit Box Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote! Listen to the podcast: Distorted View

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  • June 9, 2005By Tim

    Hey Freaks! Back here with another DV podcast for you to feast upon! Also, check out a nice, positive article about Distorted View! So, thanks to Mike LaSalle over at Mens News Daily. On Today’s Show: – Vagina’s that attack on command – Chunks of flesh fall from the sky – Hey, your babysitter is

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  • June 8, 2005By Tim

    Hey Freaks! Another day, another dose of DV with your resident Media Darling. In addition to the news, I announce our big Bumper Sticker giveaway contest. As soon as the stickers come in, we’ll start that. Until then… On Today’s Show: – Stinky goat shit! – Spreading the sperm, Junior High style – A wire

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  • June 7, 2005By Tim

    Hey Freaks! Tuesday’s here and it’s going to be Sextastic! What’s hotter than tranny porn!? Don’t answer that. In addition to this cross-dressing adventure, I’ve good a shitload of news for ya: On Today’s Show: – Granny is pimpin’ bitches and ho’s – A devil baby goes pee pee in church – Fishy smells coming

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  • June 6, 2005By Tim

    Hey Freaks! Glad to have you back for a brand new week of DV’s! You’re really going to enjoy the program today, and that’s a Tim Henson Promise(tm)*. On Today’s Show: – 2 Scoops of Jagermeister on a waffle cone – Peanut Butter, Pot, And Jelly Sandwich – Jerking off your fellow man in public

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  • June 3, 2005By Tim

    Hey Freaks! We find ourselves at the end of the week! Have a fantastic, fun weekend and make sure to come back to join me on Monday to start a whole new week of twisted dumbshits doing twisted, dumb shit. On Today’s Show: – Explosive Shit – Filming your loved ones taking massive B.M.’s –

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  • June 2, 2005By Tim

    Hey Freaks! Back with the Thursday show. Sure, it’s a little rough, but it’s better than nothing….right? I pepper the program with Jeanette of The PK&J show doing what she does best. On Today’s Show: – Puppy Love (The X-rated kind) – Racist Horse! – Mangled Mermaid Baby! AGGHHH! Links PK&J Show: America’s Favorite Anti-Perspirant

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  • June 1, 2005By Tim

    Hey Freaks! Welcome to June! We’re back with a brand new episode that answers the question: where is that blood coming from? Just a reminder that it is a new month, so get your ass over to podcast alley and vote for DV! On Today’s Show: – Falling Into A Meat Grinder – The Condom

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  • May 31, 2005By Tim

    Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a great Memorial day! If you haven’t listened to our 1-Hour Special I posted over the weekend, don’t forget to download it when you want an extra dose of DV 🙂 On Today’s Show: – The polite way to ask a guest to leave? Torching your house, naturally. –

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  • May 29, 2005By Tim

    Hey Freaks! Here it is: the hour-long special in celebration of Distorted View’s 100th episode! Thanks for making the show a blast to do! I look forward to the next 100 shows and beyond! Note: Again, there will be NO show on Monday. We’ll be back on Tuesday with a brand new show, though. Listen

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