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Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new episode, and holy mother of God is it a doozey. This program is not for the easily offended. On Today’s Show: – Blazing old people! – Puking on your teacher’s face – The gays come out swinging Links: Podcheck: Grand Wizard Scott Fletcher Podcast 411: No Jews or
Hey Freaks! It’s time for a Best-Of show! I don’t want to hear your bitching. I’ll be back on Wednesday with a brand new episode. Until then, enjoy this past Sextastic Tuesday! Plus: – Adam Curry is the sausage tosser! – Hearts bursting into flames – Robot Sex slaves! Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley:
Hey Freaks! It’s the start of the work week, which blows, but on the bright side, I’m right by your side every goddamn day with some stories that will make you feel better about your crappy life. On Today’s Show: – Hammering your Forehead – Pouring scalding hot water on a toddler’s genitals – Pissing
Hey Freaks! Enjoy Friday’s show and have a great weekend! We’ll be back on Monday to start a whole new week of fucked up news. On Today’s Show: – Killer Cows – Pot Smoking Demons – Vancouver Is A Real Shit Box Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote! Listen to the podcast: Distorted View
Hey Freaks! Back here with another DV podcast for you to feast upon! Also, check out a nice, positive article about Distorted View! So, thanks to Mike LaSalle over at Mens News Daily. On Today’s Show: – Vagina’s that attack on command – Chunks of flesh fall from the sky – Hey, your babysitter is
Hey Freaks! Another day, another dose of DV with your resident Media Darling. In addition to the news, I announce our big Bumper Sticker giveaway contest. As soon as the stickers come in, we’ll start that. Until then… On Today’s Show: – Stinky goat shit! – Spreading the sperm, Junior High style – A wire
Hey Freaks! Tuesday’s here and it’s going to be Sextastic! What’s hotter than tranny porn!? Don’t answer that. In addition to this cross-dressing adventure, I’ve good a shitload of news for ya: On Today’s Show: – Granny is pimpin’ bitches and ho’s – A devil baby goes pee pee in church – Fishy smells coming
Hey Freaks! Glad to have you back for a brand new week of DV’s! You’re really going to enjoy the program today, and that’s a Tim Henson Promise(tm)*. On Today’s Show: – 2 Scoops of Jagermeister on a waffle cone – Peanut Butter, Pot, And Jelly Sandwich – Jerking off your fellow man in public
Hey Freaks! We find ourselves at the end of the week! Have a fantastic, fun weekend and make sure to come back to join me on Monday to start a whole new week of twisted dumbshits doing twisted, dumb shit. On Today’s Show: – Explosive Shit – Filming your loved ones taking massive B.M.’s –
Hey Freaks! Back with the Thursday show. Sure, it’s a little rough, but it’s better than nothing….right? I pepper the program with Jeanette of The PK&J show doing what she does best. On Today’s Show: – Puppy Love (The X-rated kind) – Racist Horse! – Mangled Mermaid Baby! AGGHHH! Links PK&J Show: America’s Favorite Anti-Perspirant
