On This Bonus Episode: Episode SummaryTim welcomes Lord Douche back from Florida, and immediately the house is plunged into chaos as discarded shampoo bottles, rancid Costco trail mix, and pink plastic ice cream spoons become sacred relics in need of preservation. Meanwhile, Alex Jones goes full celibacy mode in a nuclear rant against his ex-employee
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Read More580580 ViewsToday on the Show: Cold Open: Frank’s Mom Has Had EnoughDomestic opera: “You’re my cross, you’re my misery.” Housekeeping / Sponsor Reads POV: Trying to Talk to People in 2025 Public Pervert Doesn’t Care He’s Filmed Fake Disorders → Real Murder (DID Edition) Game: Drugged or Electrocuted Jesse Lee Peterson vs. Dr. David Imhotep (The
Read More595595 ViewsEpisode Summary: Tim returns with a Thursday Sideshow full of dysfunctional court antics, failed small-town performances, bizarre scams, and industrial-strength pussy drilling. Plus: a sex-offender in a puppy suit gets into a strip mall fight, Mead’s sad Goochland market concert, and an elderly woman in Japan gets swindled by a “space boyfriend” in need of
Read More1010 ViewsOn This Bonus Episode: Tim’s back for a short Sideshow-exclusive ramble, and today it’s a mix of personal updates, petty victories, and plenty of bodily weirdness. Mead Watch: Bald Meltdown Pending Dick Queef Round Two Freakout Files 🎧 Sideshow members only: A raw, ridiculous midweek dose of Tim vs. Mead, carbonated dick queefs, and freakouts
Read More77 ViewsToday on the Show: Segments & Highlights 🎧 Proximity Chat vs. VR Families 💨 The Science of Dick Queefs 🤯 Neo-Pronouns, Tics & Piercings 🎤 Linda Finkel Hall of Fame 🛒 Kroger’s Patriotic Alternatives 🌎 News From the Edge 😂 Dawson Corner Listener Voicemails Proximity Chat’s Newest Masterpiece: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO
Read More593593 ViewsOn Today’s Show Listener-sponsored request: A Best-Of Sextastic Tuesday replay from 2007—the infamous furry wolf-cock vore story returns. Street interview spiral: “Simone,” a panhandler with unhinged, racist Aryan-Brotherhood ranting, Elon-Musk/KKK shout-outs, and oven talk. Tim processes the madness (and $10 “appearance fee”). Faking it (again): New entries in the “fake disorders” file— A self-proclaimed quadriplegic
Read More99 ViewsOn This Bonus Episode: 🏠 Timmy Boo Home Alone: Lord Douche leaves for Florida, and Tim revels in the rare joy of a week of total freedom.🥚 Egg Wars: Tim finally fires up the forbidden $10 Walmart egg cooker, jumbo eggs and all, just to spite Lord Douche.🚗 Recall Madness: While Tim’s car recall is
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Read More594594 ViewsWell, I screwed up today, freaks. The main show had a little audio misalignment issue (blame my mic track shifting three seconds out of sync). But don’t worry—I fixed it and re-uploaded the corrected version to the feed. Look for the one labeled “Fixed Audio”. Trust me, it’s worth a relisten. For now, though, enjoy
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