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  • June 11, 2026By Tim

    Grant MacDonald, the cult musician behind the long-running Ram Ranch catalog, has apparently recorded a thank-you video for top Spotify listeners, an unusually polished platform moment for an artist whose work has spent years living in the internet’s least respectable corners. Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode of Distorted View Daily below. That contrast

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  • June 11, 2026By Tim

    Episode Summary Thursday’s Sideshow gets delightfully derailed by a gas-pump screw panic, Tim’s post-He-Man spiral into creepy Orko PSAs, some truly punishing music, a Florida noodle-payment revolt, and an Ohio political scandal involving Shrek’s dick. Just another classy day around here. Episode Highlights A raging man at a gas station falls for an internet hoax

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  • June 10, 2026By Tim

    Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is stuffed with Knicks-fan race diplomacy gone sour, a fascinatingly unwell ex-phone-sex philosopher, planet-India manicure logic, a drunken Jewish street meltdown, Brad Pitt’s penis-cream trademark drama, and scientists bravely counting everyone’s farts so the rest of us don’t have to. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Phone Sex Theology and Pegging Economics Public

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  • June 9, 2026By Tim

    Episode Summary Tuesday’s Sideshow-exclusive mess features Grant MacDonald’s deranged Spotify message, a fresh descent into the world of Gooniversity, one truly unwell incest-false-allegation family feud, and a drunk driver who learned the hard way that Louisiana swamps come with teeth. Episode Highlights Grant MacDonald resurfaces with a bizarre Spotify fan-thank-you video and a brand-new song

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  • June 8, 2026By Tim

    Episode Summary Monday kicks off with Pride Month preacher hysteria, a fresh batch of internet swamp creatures, and three gloriously stupid news stories involving stolen adult diapers, mummy sourdough, and magic mushrooms for Alzheimer’s. Basically, civilization is hanging by a skid-marked thread. Episode Highlights Angela Cummings returns to celebrate Pride Month the only way she

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  • June 5, 2026By Tim

    Episode Summary Friday’s show is a proper freak buffet: Christmas rape audio, Katie Souza exposing George Costanza as a witch-mermaid operative, Indian airport fury, pedal-pumping car fetish weirdness, VRChat wedding sabotage, an old lady Liam Neeson scam beatdown, and a man turning cartoon characters into fleshlights for art. Somehow it all feels alarmingly on-brand. Episode

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  • June 4, 2026By Tim

    Episode Summary Thursday’s Sideshow exclusive is a sticky little nightmare featuring smegma enthusiasts, a He-Man review from a fully activated middle-aged man-child, anti-Muslim pool hysteria, fish-based office violence, and Ohio’s ongoing commitment to making child marriage sound folksy. Somehow it all hangs together like warm dick cheese under foreskin. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Fetish Corner

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  • June 3, 2026By Tim

    Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Wednesday’s show kicks off with trans-on-trans warfare on Piers Morgan, detours through Down syndrome meditation and snore-job fetish research, then lands in the usual cesspool of busted Santas, casino hypocrisy, fake nurses, and a woman who thought a leaf blower was a bazooka. In other

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  • June 2, 2026By Tim

    Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Sextastic Tuesday showed up drunk, covered in sewer water, and somehow got even filthier from there. Tim wades through gay porn poetry, catastrophic anime scat fanfic, a trashy Uber overshare, a leg-free fetish surgeon, and a possible Brooklyn sewer orgy, all while bullying a birthday

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  • June 1, 2026By Tim

    Episode Summary Monday’s show is a real mixed bag of brain damage: a rogue helicopter patriot screaming about national security, Tim’s mom getting a birthday serenade through a garbage phone connection, boundary-coach nonsense, grocery-cart warfare, bird-soul rebirth, bent-phone scam artists, and two fresh Florida updates featuring a fish backpack and stolen breast-milk Stanley ambitions. Opening

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