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  • April 20, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Dudebro Pyramid Scheme Pitches Egg Based Pornography AI Neural Nets Suck At Making Music The Fat Man Who Made Flight Attends Wipe His Ass Has Died STD Rates Are Soaring Thanks to FRAT PARTIES   Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART

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  • April 19, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Bee Porn Is Now Available On Pornhub Does Your Asshole Have Taste Receptors? A Youtuber And Her Doped Up Platinum Recording Artist Boyfriend The Wikileaks Dude Is a Skateboarding Shit Smear-er Vajankles Make A Comeback Beating Your Man With His Own Detached Leg   Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View

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  • April 17, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Trying To Have A Breakdown But Someone Keeps Shitting Next To You Don Lapre Retrospective The Worst Workout Video of The 1980’s Car Vs. Polio Crutches Home Shopping Disasters Home Depot Cuckold Shopping Florida Man Buries Best Friend In His Yard Alien Lasers Vs. Bath Salts     Our New Post Office

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  • April 17, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The Foot Fetish Pedophile Who Creates Your Kids Favorite TV Shows! A Window Shattering Motley Crue Performance Getting Into a Physical Fight With A Mannequin Audio of The Roomba Intruder 911 Call Spitting On, Punching, And Knifing A Youth Pastor Bearded Men Have Small Balls and Stink   Our New Post Office

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  • April 15, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Compulsively Eating Cornstarch The Nigerian Lottery Can’t Be A Scam, Can It? Drunk Redneck Wants Be a Police Officer Suing For Emotional Distress Due To Lost Porn Eating Food So Somebody Else Doesn’t Have To Pedophile Twinsies   Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209

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  • April 14, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: My Doctor Thinks I Was A Sexually Active Preteen Audio of Stained or Disturbed or POD or Puddle of Mudd or Something The Urine Drinking Lady Is Back With Her Own Youtube Channel Gay Nazi Pornstar Meth Addicts FROM TEXASSSSSSS!   Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575

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  • April 12, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Burger King Is Burning! A Linda Finkle Hall of Famer With His Own Pretend Label Gas Station Store Freakout. BONUS: WITH TITTIES! Eating Linguini With Your Hands Is No Way To Live Bees Living Comfortably Under Your Eyes   Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio

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  • April 10, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Picking A Fight Because You Don’t Talk So Pretty Some Of The Worst, Forgotten TV Theme Songs Bad Dragon Fueled Cum Farts Cum Fart From The Butthole’s Perspective Mobility Scooting Down The Highway Florida Man Has A Turtle Army Florida Man Kills Dog Because Of Its Magnetic Pull Banging On Mass Transit

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  • April 10, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The Avengers Get Down And Dirty Rachel Is a Thin Haired Oompa Loompa Looking Bitch Unsavory Sexual Role Playing Don’t Try To Warm Up Baseball Fields The Condom Wrapper That Requires Two People To Open It Roomba Commits Felony   Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati

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  • April 8, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: I Like Me Some Trashy / Dangerous Circuses Elisabeth Hasselbeck Dropped Some F Bombs During The View Freak Out Instagramer Loses Her Shit After Account Is Deleted More Craigslist Perverts Cowboy Pinball Is The Rodeo Game Where You Can Win $100 / Lose Your Life Lying In A Pile of Tampons  

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