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  • October 5, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: he Even Darker Side of Fake Incest Porn Plus Another Gay Adult Movie Star Tries To Sell You His Penis Pump Karate Kicking a Pro Life Protester and  how about a 3 day 2 night stay Stay At Luxurious Nazi Hotel BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have

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  • October 3, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: There’s Poor and then there’s Period Poor Plus: Mario and Bowsette Finally Get to fucking Orgasming over transportation and getting screwed over by Chocolate the prostitute Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your

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  • October 3, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: When Mom discovers your love of anime titties Plus: My search for the female version of Waluigi A Child Slavery Auction At Walmart and Killed By A Bowling Alley Bowsette artwork – deviantart BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com

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  • October 1, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Flat earthers infiltrate a school board meeting plus: getting electric wire stuck in your cock hole Another prisoner on a shit strike and stress testing robot sex dolls Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)

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  • September 30, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Lindsay Lohan Tries to Abduct a Homeless Child Plus: When Just The Sight of Cum Gives you the Dry Heaves Was The Voice of God Recently Asking For A Blowjob and Artsy Fartsy Poop Paraphelia BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show

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  • September 28, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Sex grabbing isn’t a big deal. Ladies Calm your tits National Coffee Day is Upon Us Which gives me a chance to shit on 90’s Acapella group Rockapella Butt sex that feels like a woman Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A

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  • September 26, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Robot Sex Dolls Are Tearing a Community Apart Plus: Putrid Fish Vomit Caught Being a Racist Asshole And Dick Shaped Architecture Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show

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  • September 26, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Bonus Podcast: Lately, there’s been renewed discussion regarding Bert and Ernie’s sexuality and the nature of their relationship. The official Sesame Street response is, “these boys are just swinging bachelors, chin deep in fuzzy purple felt poon”. Several writers disagree, stating that Bert and Ernie are not only gay, but fisting enthusiasts with a

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  • September 26, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Contentious Bus rides Cell Phone Store Altercations Sex Offends blaming fake cancer diagnoses and Bill Cosby Will Be Sucking Down Pudding Pops in Prison Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played

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  • September 24, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: What Toilet Etiquette Says About You VHS Porn Was Full Of Ugly Women Selling Sex When Masturbating Young Boys is the least offensive crime you’ve committed and Robot Sex Dolls have landed in the us Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A

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