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  • September 12, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: The Blazing Wildfires of California Why Women Who Just Had A Full Face Transplant Don’t Give The Best Interviews Chomping On Dick To Escape a Raping and Ripping Out an Old Mans Colostomy Bag   BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show

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  • September 10, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Peter and Raymond: The Next Generation Math is Fun When The Word Problems are About Crack and Ho’s A Public Masturbators Fun Is Ruined And Haggling For An Underage Sex Slave BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say

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  • September 7, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: A Homeless man with a blackened dick, jerking off to your girlfriend’s stolen panties in a condemned building. Do I need to go on? Getting Candles And Dynamite Confused Bobby has a mom and a dad. if he fucks them both 3 times, how many loads will he have shot and

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  • September 7, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: I want to swim in the fatness of your thighs They be Shooting at us up here in Cincinnati Luring children to your yard To electrocute them macaroni and cheese and meatloaf and mash potatoes and macaroni and meatloaf and mash potatoes and macaroni and cheese Oh, and this: BE A PART

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  • September 5, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: I Warn you About ‘Safe Friend’  and why you never want to be one of them A rectum full of razor blades Dickless Dan dupes A duo of dumb broads and Alex Jones hits Marco Rubio where it hurts: the gay bathhouse.   BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH

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  • September 5, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: I’m very musical. I play the pussy horn plus: liquid cat in a toilet 2 feet of dong stuck in you and fucking aquatic rodents BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio,

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  • September 3, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Annoying talking Halloween decorations Normal women tend to be camera shy when eating ass Trump gets serenaded   BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with

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  • September 3, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: As promised a short Sextastic Weekend story about human cows. BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links

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  • August 31, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: What happens when you’re a horned up sex freak but your dick don’t work no more? The curious fetish of milking human cows Charged With Criminal Wet Willy-Ing Drive Thru Meth Windows BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com –

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  • August 30, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Alex Jones Addresses The Tranny Porn Found On His Phone Plus: A Granny Masturbates Loudly Can You Spot The Offensive Name For Jews On A Map BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos,

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