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  • August 17, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: An online Pearl Party Goes Horrible Wrong And The Cops Are Called In Plus: Racist in the Rain A Mans Dick Literally Just Fell Off Non-believable gays get to go back to their war-torn shithole countries. SUCK DICK BETTER BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail

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  • August 15, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Grapefruit Blowjob Lady is Back and She Be Pissed Threatening To Hunt and Kill Children This November you have a choice. A family man with experience you can trust or a bitch with tainted titty milk BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The

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  • August 15, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Pat Robertson Wants To Vomit All Over Drag Queen’s faces Another White Trash Showdown Edward Machete-Hands terrorizes Canada The Story OF Sister Mary Coke Fiend BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio,

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  • August 13, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: What happens when a racist schizophrenic is also a computer programmer? Watch: The History of Terry Davis Fucking a dead zombie baby doll Essential cock oils from you dick skin Apple pie masturbators BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com

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  • August 11, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Making an even gayer version of WWE Wrestling Eating a can of bleach cleaner Living that pedo lifestyle One of the greatest voicemail calls I’ve heard in years BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news

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  • August 10, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: It’s a best of show! I’ll be back this weekend with a new episode of DV to make up for it. Enjoy this classic dumb shit. BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos,

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  • August 10, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Victim of a narcissistic husband or kook bananas bitch troll from hell? Coca-cola helps me keep my girlish 65-inch waist sliding down a pole half naked with a bag of your shit in tow BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail:

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  • August 8, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Wallowing in cowshit Sensitive twitter pansies are ruining all out fun The perfect dick size for making women squirt Drowning to death is the newest dumb internet challenge BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news

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  • August 8, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Lost audio from Brandon’s mom? The delightful sounds of phlegm bubbles Flaming Gays Ignited the California wildfire A drug addict sees spiders so she  promptly fondles her own breast BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest

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  • August 6, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Well We’ve just discovered an amazing new male submissive slut Tan Mom won a beauty pageant Horse fucking in Oklahoma Yeah, there’s an Amish uber BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio,

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