May 13, 2025By Tim
On Today’s Show: đ Exploring Seasonal Genders: From He/Him Winter to She/Her Spring to Lard/Porky Summerđ¤ Neo-pronouns like rot/rotting, and the rise of micro-identities (yes, that’s a real thing)đ§ Diagnosing Homo Disorders: Are feminism, soberism, and militarism signs you might be gay?đŁ âIf youâre okay with gays, you might be a homosexualâ: A Foxworthy-style breakdown
May 12, 2025By Tim
đ Bonus Episode â Monday, May 12, 2025 On Todayâs Show: đŹ Plus: Tim reflects on rich livestreamers, poor home dĂŠcor decisions, and the dystopia of text-to-speech fights. đ Reminder: Tomorrowâs full-length episode is Sideshow Exclusive! Not a member? Sign up, ya cheapskate.
May 12, 2025By Tim
On Today’s Show: đ Balloon Squeaks & Baklava Reeks đ Links Mentioned: đ§ Get More DV!Join the freaks on the Sideshow for exclusive full-length episodes, bonus shows, and private RSS feeds. Sign up via the site, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or through Patreon. đď¸ Support the Show 00:00:00 Introduction 01:37:23 Pistachio Cologne 05:04:03 Steven Asanti Is
May 9, 2025By Tim
On Todayâs Show:Weâre ending the week with a slathering of slop and sexual dysfunction! First up, an update on the original âFat Manâ of YouTubeâturns out he scammed his own father out of $30,000 for scratch-offs and is now grounded like a 40-year-old teen. Then, we check in with the Manifesto of a Pornosexual, a
May 8, 2025By Tim
On Todayâs Sideshow Exclusive: đ “Punch Me in the Face!”: A drunken meltdown turns into performance art as one sad man begs to be assaulted, confesses to hating his wife, and challenges the laws of reality while cops politely ignore his requests for a knockout punch. Also: was he really coming from the library? Spoiler:
May 7, 2025By Tim
In this crime-tinged episode of DV, Tim reveals a sneaky consumer scam passed down from Lord Douche himself: the olâ open-box return switcheroo. Is it fraud? Probably. Is it genius? Also yes. Then we dive into the world of big battery drama, where a man throws a tantrum (and a battery) over a failed warranty
May 7, 2025By Tim
Timâs Rant: Trumpâs New Holidays Audio Clips: Explicit and Absurd News Stories Voicemails Support the Show 00:00:00 Introduction 02:06:17 Trump Fumbles On His Newest US Holidays 07:49:02 Awkward Verbal Gay Dad Sex 12:01:09 Laying An Egg For Your Mistress 12:45:14 Human And Dog Shit Eater Andy Has Something To Say 16:44:03 Calling Dirty Butt Lover
May 6, 2025By Tim
On the Show Today: It’s Tuesday, freaks, and Timâs back with a Sideshow-exclusive journey into the dark, greasy crevices of humanity! This one’s got it all: fast food erotica, holy water urination, incel cuisine, and fistfuck-related medical trauma. Just a typical DV episode! Coming Up on Todayâs Show: đ Ronald McDonaldâs Greasy Lovemaking: A handwritten
May 5, 2025By Tim
On Today’s Show: Today on the Bonus Show:đ¨ AI Doomsday Incoming! Tim reads a disturbing article about artificial intelligence, where one safety researcher gives humanity a 0.0000000000001% chance of surviving. Sleep tight!đ¤ Despite the grim outlook, Tim continues to misuse AI for humanity’s “benefit”âincluding turning an old âpew pewâ mic sound into an actual beat
May 5, 2025By Tim
Today on the show: Also Featuring: đ Voicemail Shenanigans: DV freaks weigh in on Minecraft movies, Ben Affleckâs autistic performance, and public access sleaze pioneer Al Goldstein. 00:00:00 Introduction 02:05:01 Lanky Loaf Bread 04:59:05 Meade’s New Song All About His Credit Card Fraud 10:05:03 Grandpa Teaches You A Lesson (And Other Weird Erotic Old Man