On Today’s Show: ๐ง Mead Skeltonโs Holy Email War โ๏ธ Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime ๐ถ Jan Terryโs Triumphant Return ๐ซ Teacher of the Year (From the 1850s) ๐ฎ News of the Weird ๐ The Taco Bell 50K Ultramarathon ๐ Drive-By Cheeseburger Assault ๐ The Butt Lady Murder Trial ๐ Listener Voicemails A mystery
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On Today’s Show: ๐ McDonaldโs Mobile Order Meltdown ๐ When Calling 911 Backfires ๐ค Donโt Confess Your Crimes to ChatGPT ๐ Tow Truck Heist in Brooklyn โ๏ธ Listener Voicemails ๐ Episode Takeaways Lord Douche continues to find new ways to make Tim transport garbage bags of coffee grounds. Wedgie fetishes are far more elaborate (and