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  • October 14, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Show: ๐Ÿง  Mead Skeltonโ€™s Holy Email War โœ๏ธ Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime ๐ŸŽถ Jan Terryโ€™s Triumphant Return ๐Ÿซ Teacher of the Year (From the 1850s) ๐ŸŒฎ News of the Weird ๐Ÿƒ The Taco Bell 50K Ultramarathon ๐Ÿ” Drive-By Cheeseburger Assault ๐Ÿ‘ The Butt Lady Murder Trial ๐Ÿ“ž Listener Voicemails A mystery

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  • October 13, 2025By Tim

    On This Bonus Segment Show:๐Ÿข Cowabunga! Porn Parodies Gone Green Tim dives into EFUKTโ€™s latest compilation, starting with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle porn parody that features โ€œtubular tittiesโ€ and dildo-fueled pizza parties. Thereโ€™s also an overachieving cum cannon that defies physics and a cheating boyfriend who multitasks by phoning his girlfriend mid-thrust. Itโ€™s all

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  • October 13, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Show: Sponsor: Good Feels THC-infused seltzer โ€” use promo code FREAK for 20% off at shop.getgoodfeels.com (21+) 00:00:00 Get 20% Off! Promo Code Freak – Shop.GetGoodFeels.Com 00:16:07  Introduction 03:01:13  Mom Made It Through Her Surgery – BUT AT WHAT COST? RIP Diane Keaton 04:29:22  Mom’s Last Meal – KFC: Featuring A Slobbering Ghoul

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  • October 10, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 1) Brad Carter Prank-Crimesโ€ฆ featuring โ€œTim Henson from Distorted Viewโ€ 2) Bodycam Gold: โ€œI Work for an Alarm Companyโ€ฆ I Donโ€™t Have a Jobโ€ 3) Stephen Dawson vs. The Photoshoppers 4) Tay-Tayโ€™s โ€œGood Woodโ€ (Satire, calm down, Swifties) 5) Bizarre Crime: โ€œWe Love Jesusโ€ Kidnapper Sentenced Quickies Community & Voicemails Todayโ€™s hotline

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  • October 9, 2025By Tim

    ๐Ÿง  Episode Summary Tim kicks off this Sideshow-exclusive episode with a blast from the past โ€” a classic โ€œDemolition Guy Raped Meโ€ gay porn audio that sparks yet another breakdown of just how naรฏve these fictional twinks really are. From dubious โ€œdoctorsโ€ offering rimjobs as medical treatment to Trumpโ€™s new fragrance line that allegedly captures

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  • October 8, 2025By Tim

    ๐ŸŒฟ Show Sponsor Todayโ€™s episode is brought to you by Good Feels, the THC-infused seltzer that keeps you mellow without the hangover. High-flavored sips for a feel-good buzz. Zero calories, zero sugar, zero alcoholโ€”just promo code FREAK for 20% off. https://shop.getgoodfeels.com/ On Today’s Show: 1) Brad Carter Prank-Crimesโ€ฆ featuring โ€œTim Henson from Distorted Viewโ€ 2)

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  • October 7, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Show: ๐Ÿ“… Community Calendar (Sideshow Exclusive Bits) ๐Ÿ“ž Voicemails Bunny shares how a Liverpudlian ranter reminded her of her late father. GreatBigPete orders coffee as โ€œBing Bongโ€ to mess with baristas. Listeners praise Timโ€™s patience test bit, request more Meade Skelton Czech-radio style.

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  • October 6, 2025By Tim

    ๐ŸŒฟ Show Sponsor Todayโ€™s episode is brought to you by Good Feels, the THC-infused seltzer that keeps you mellow without the hangover. High-flavored sips for a feel-good buzz. Zero calories, zero sugar, zero alcoholโ€”just promo code FREAK for 20% off. https://shop.getgoodfeels.com/ ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ On Todayโ€™s Episode ๐Ÿ’ฌ Sponsor Shoutouts DV Listener โ€œYour Little Honeyโ€ โ€“ Todayโ€™s

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  • October 3, 2025By Tim

    On Todayโ€™s Show: Listener Sponsorship Todayโ€™s episode is sponsored by DV listener Yay, who had a very specific request: let Rod Urpay handle the Sideshow ad read. Mission accomplished. Want to sponsor a DV episode? Itโ€™s only $25! Watch: Proximity Chat Cause Mass Pandemonium Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

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  • October 2, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Show: ๐Ÿš— McDonaldโ€™s Mobile Order Meltdown ๐Ÿš” When Calling 911 Backfires ๐Ÿค– Donโ€™t Confess Your Crimes to ChatGPT ๐Ÿš› Tow Truck Heist in Brooklyn โ˜Ž๏ธ Listener Voicemails ๐Ÿ“ Episode Takeaways Lord Douche continues to find new ways to make Tim transport garbage bags of coffee grounds. Wedgie fetishes are far more elaborate (and

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