On Today’s Show: 🚗 Rental Car & Tire Nightmare 💉 Mom’s Cancer Update 🙏 TikTok Holy Ghost Prayer Stream 🎶 Linda Finkel Hall of Fame: Pedo Death Metal 🧠 Galileo2333’s Hot Take on Mexico’s President 📰 News #1 – UK to Ban Choking / Suffocation Porn 📰 News #2 – Facebook Sperm Market (“Sperm Vending
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1.2K1.2K ViewOn Today’s Show: Tim opens with a fresh intro explaining why you’re getting a classic instead of a new show: We then jump back to Tuesday, March 8, 2016, Sideshow-era Sextastic Tuesday. Opening / Twitter & Period Blood Diva Cup Slam Poetry Sextastic Clips: Tourette’s & Teeny Peenies Sextastic Story: Abraham Lincoln Presidential Fuck Machine
Read More1.2K1.2K ViewOn Today’s Show: 🧠 Episode Summary Tim dives deep into the deranged world of Bob Hickman, the Indianapolis cult oddity who famously claims that “God entered into my body like a body my same size, like me floating into you or you floating into me.” From his self-painted “holy van” to his vibrating skin and
Read More1.2K1.2K View🎙️ On Today’s Show: Tim Henson opens this Sideshow-exclusive Tuesday edition of Distorted View Daily by proudly On Today’s Show: 🧻 Segment 1: The Narcissistic Wall-Shitter Tim opens with a viewer-submitted clip of a man explosively decorating a wall with diarrhea. 👠 Segment 2: Lulu the Glue Girl 🧦 Segment 3: The Sock Sniffer 🧘♂️
Read More1111 ViewsOn Today’s Show: Tim delivers a packed midweek show filled with vengeance, vile curses, AI abortions, and bowel emergencies. Sponsored by “Freeloading Fucktard,” today’s DV opens with a dramatic, Shakespearean-style monologue addressed to “Aaron,” a former friend who betrayed a fellow listener — ending with a literal shit curse. From there, the show spirals into
Read More1.2K1.2K ViewOn Today🩸 Today on the Program It’s a Sideshow-exclusive Sextastic Tuesday, and Tim’s serving up one of the filthiest fan fictions ever read aloud — a Jetsons-themed story that takes a dark, wet turn involving Jane Jetson, her robot maid Rosie, and a very eager Astro. Spoiler: it ends with Rosie filming evidence that will
Read More1111 ViewsOn Today’s Show: DV Community Texts & Voicemails (Highlights) 00:00:00 Shop.GetGoodFeels.Com – 20% Off Your Order – PROMO CODE FREAK 00:10:12 Introduction 02:15:12 Sponsor: Satan’s Porthole / Happy Birthday Special K! 04:09:20 Antifa Has Put A Hit Out On Meade Skelton 12:05:19 Upset Because She Isn’t Wifey Material 16:13:17 Old White People Will Call ICE
Read More1.2K1.2K ViewOn Today’s Show: Date: Friday, October 31, 2025 • Sponsor: Sideshow listener Bellboy (Lifetime Member) Cold Open Special(ish) Guest: Satan (…briefly) Holiday Hellfire Viral Clip Commentary: DoorDash “Assault” News Buffet (Short & Twisted) Sideshow & Support Text & Voicemail Lines 00:00:05 Introduction 00:24:02 Berry Popobawas! 02:05:24 Theme / Today’s Sponsor 03:49:14 The Bat Winged Demon
Read More1.2K1.2K ViewOn Today’s Show Clips & Bits News Roundup Listener Stuff Voicemail: Patrons first! Also: the ancient DV video “Tim Henson Is a Cat” origin story—Cat Mail, 99 Luftballons, and the H2 Hummer ending. Texts: Shout-outs to Blanche (intro clip) and Lube Job’s wife reporting from the Exxxotica floor: uncanny “Your Best Girl” sex dolls with
Read More1515 ViewsOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT) 00:18:08 Introduction 01:47:24 Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels 06:34:19 Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby’s 10:18:10 Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump 16:01:03 A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea 20:23:05 Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer:
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