Hey Freaks! I forgot to talk about this on the show today, but guess who’s turning TWO later this week!? That’s right, The Distorted View Daily Podcast! How should we celebrate? On Today’s Show: – Spray on Baby-Juice Catcher – The Christmas Poo Meets Muzak – Christmas Pornaments! Join the freaks in the live chatroom:

Hey Freaks! If you’re a member of the Sideshow, I’ve posted a brand new episode of DV for you. I’m still working on getting personalized RSS feeds set up for members, so for now, just surf on over to the site and download some bonus audiophonic stupidity. For the rest of you, hope you’re having

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! On today’s show you’ll hear a brand new Tim-Fuckup! Listen to the voicemail portion of the show and see if you can spot where I screw up. It’s a fun game! It’s a new month, so vote for us at Podcast Alley and subscribe to the Sideshow! P.S. Yes, that

Hey Freaks! Remember: no one should touch you in a way you feel is wrong. And that’s one to grown on! Ba dum bum! Enjoy the show, and keep those voicemails coming! On Today’s Show: – Russian Manimals! – When Dentists Attack – Crackhead Chessmasters – Penis Haters Links: The Sideshow: DV’s Member Site: Keep

Hey Freaks! I’m back with a working mic! Enjoy the show, and don’t forget to keep sending me those funny soundclips, videos, and news tips! On Today’s Show: – McWormburger! – Freezer Babies! – A Preggers Man!? Links: Faggotry In Motion: My new favorite person! Super Freak Sideshow: DV’s Member site! Check it out! Email:

Hey Freaks! Wow, what a cluster-fuck. My XLR cable kept shorting out or something throughout the show, so I had to keep re-recording shit. It was a real pain. Finally, at about 20 minutes into the show it cuts out for good. I’m buying a new one tomorrow. Until then, enjoy 3/4 of a show!

Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week of shows for you. Hope your Thanksgiving Weekend was great and you didn’t bludgeon any of your family members. If you did, you might just hear your name on DV. On Today’s Show: – Free Baby on Craigslist – Giant Brazilian Ass! – Underage hooker snags

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show and I’ll be back after Thanksgiving for more DV this week!! On Today’s Show: – Nazi Gingerbread Men! – The Hairy Fairy Strikes Again – The Beast Within Links: Super Freak Sideshow: DV’s Member site! Check it out! Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Vote For DV! Listen to Today’s

Hey Freaks! It’s Tuesday, and you all know what that means! Sextastic! Thanks to our good buddy Preston, we’ve got a really doozy of a story for you. Think you can write a twisted story like Preston? E-mail me your attempts. If your story is read on the show, I’ll give you a 1-month free