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  • February 2, 2026By Tim

    🎧Episode Summary Tonight’s episode is an absolute endurance test for the human soul, featuring poop-stained underwear, unwanted love confessions, suicidal diaper tantrums, and a man willing to murder over a Pepsi. Strap in. On Today’s Show: Plus: Yearly podcast archive feeds (2004–2008 now live, more coming soon) Updates on Sideshow membership, including: New distortedview.com features

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  • January 30, 2026By Tim

    🎧Episode Summary On today’s show On today’s Distorted View Daily, Tim wraps up the week with miracle weight loss scams, fake deafness during an arrest, redneck Jesus fan fiction, and a man dressed as a duck turning public transit into a soggy breakfast nightmare. We kick things off with Great Moments in Voicemails, featuring nuclear-grade

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  • January 29, 2026By Tim

    On Today’s Episode: On the Show Today: Distorted News: Voicemails & Listener Updates: Support the Show:

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  • January 28, 2026By Tim

    🎧Episode Summary On today’s show: On today’s episode, Tim uncovers the long-lost origins of a classic DV sound clip, reconnects with a notorious blind poop freak from 2009, and somehow ends up negotiating preferred shit textures over the phone. Plus: Starbucks maggot macchiatos, Florida Man drives a flaming car, and Thursday Lane is once again

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  • January 27, 2026By Tim

    On Today’s Episode: On today’s bonus episode, Tim dives headfirst into female-led oversharing podcasts, Jesuit weather conspiracies, basement-dwelling life hacks, nightmare retail customers, and some truly cursed menstruation news from Japan. On Today’s Show: Jesuit Semen Weather Alert: Basement Dweller Life Tips: Flat Earth Christian Kid: Nightmare Customers: Distorted News: Voicemails: Support the Show Video:

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  • January 26, 2026By Tim

    🎧Episode Summary On today’s show: Plus:Snowstorms, nosebleeds, dog-washing disasters, racist grifters, VR families falling apart, and yet another reminder that Florida is our most fucked-up state. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

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  • January 23, 2026By Tim

    🎧Episode Summary Episode ends with sign-off. Support the show! distortedview.com Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

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  • January 22, 2026By Tim

    On Today’s Episode: Also: Tim confirms he is absolutely typing during the show Listener contact info, plugs, Patreon reminders, and a very fast ad read An honest defense of stupid people Links: Ben Plamer: VIDEO – He Wants To Deport His Wife

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  • January 21, 2026By Tim

    🎧Episode Summary OSpunk cubes. Vagina teeth. Prism paranoia. Just another calm Wednesday. On today’s episode: PLUS:Listener messages, Patreon shout-outs, Discord love, voicemail chaos, and the usual reminder that tomorrow’s episode is Sideshow-exclusive. 🎧 Support the show:Sideshow memberships, Patreon, listener sponsorships, voicemails, texts, social media, and spreading the distortion STD. Links: A Freak’s Family Go Fund

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  • January 20, 2026By Tim

    Coming up on today’s show: Another Sideshow-only descent into madness, bad decisions, and content that absolutely should not exist. 🛫 Panic Attacks & Fine Dining at 20,000 Feet 🧠 Fake Disorders, Real Delusion 🎮 Fortnite, Jesus, & Eternal Damnation 🧊 Street Harassment Gone Nowhere 📱 Killer App Ideas (That Should Not Exist) 🛒 Florida Man:

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