On Today’s Show – -A New Gender Bending Conspiracy Emerges: Kurt Cobain Was A Trans-Woman -Plus Someone Has Crafted The World’s First Steven Dawson Soundboard -The Australian Sport OF Pushing Near Dead Off Piers -Stripper Hamsters

On Today’s Show: – Indian Cam Babes Scolded! – A Color Changing Prolapse – And A Vegan Bride Bans Meat Eaters – A Son With A Broken Neck Vs. Mom With Insomnia – Who Wins Most Debilitated Family Member?

On Today’s Show: An Old Pervert Prints Out His Creepy Porn On A Commodore 64 Dot Matrix Printer Letting Dolphins High On LSD Rub One Off On Your Leg The Government Is Planting Twigs On The Ground And A Neighborly Dispute Over A Doormat

On Today’s Show: Today I Announce Distorted View’s First Childrens Cartoon Series – Not Suitable For Kids Plus A Bald Midget Claims Sexual Assault At A Hypnotism Show The Dog Who Ate And Shat Out $4000 And A Violent Vaginal Rupture

On Today’s Show: A Diaper Fetishist Tries To Get Admitted To The ER To Enjoy The Amenities Plus A Woman Cheats On Her Boyfriend But She Tries To Make Him Into The Asshole Coming Out Of Dick Enlargement Surgery With a Smaller Penis An Exploding Toilet Leads To A Poonami

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:05:04 I’m Going To The Bathroom In A Piss Jug 07:20:08 Banana Gets Coating In Menstruation 10:42:06 Sewage Update: I Just Flooded My House 14:23:24 Bicycle Dork Vs. Aggressive Old Surfer 18:21:24 “Journalist” Just Walks Around Harassing Ethnic People 24:19:15 South African Men Who Love To Talk About The Sexual

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:56:01 When Can We Get Our Hands On Millions of Dollars In Rainbow Money? 10:48:07 Gay Couple Freakout At The Airport 13:31:02 A Fat Man Lifting Heavy Things In The Name Of Jesus 19:32:06 Responding To Pedo Allegations With A Song 22:47:16 Toilet Seat Testicle Torture 24:43:17 Alpha Male Serves

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:53:23 Mariah Carey Has to Sneeze 04:37:24 Christmas Classics Played On Recorder 09:08:20 Meade’s Tips On How To Act Masculine 21:52:09 Karen Tries To Stir Shit Up 27:18:07 Thank You, Sideshow Freaks! 27:45:10 Elf On The Shelf But With Testicles 32:23:02 Another Dildo Wielding Home Invader 35:54:19 A Collectible Crackpipe

On Today’s Show: He’s Got AIDS And He Might Just Jab Ya – The Aids Jabber Plus: Learning Your Goonerbate ABC’s One Man Advocates Eating Raw Chicken For A Healthier Body And Staring At the Sun To Fix Your Eyesite

On Today’s Show: Getting a Baseball Sized Ben Wa Ball Lodged In Your Cervix Plus Convincing Straight Guys To Jerk You Off In The Name Of Healthy Kidneys Sexually Molesting A Manatee And One Man Has Been Romantically Linked To Many Many Trees