April 5, 2025By Tim
🎙️ Distorted View Daily – Classic Episode from April 1, 2015💀 “You’re listening to the festering, rotting corpse of a long-expired episode…” In This Time-Warped Episode:Tim finds himself trapped in a podcasting purgatory — doomed to read the same bizarre news story over and over (and over) again. Is it déjà vu? A glitch in
April 4, 2025By Tim
Tim Henson wraps up the week with an all-out freak parade featuring: 🎮 The Life Sim That Hits Back – A deep dive into Enzoi, the realistic life simulation game where spousal abuse is a feature, not a bug. Tim explores the virtual domestic violence Reddit thread that might just get him back into gaming.
April 3, 2025By Tim
Tim’s back with a juicy Sideshow-exclusive bonus segment, and boy, has the ghetto been poppin’ off. After staying up half the night anticipating a power outage from a storm (spoiler: it never happened), Tim was abruptly awoken by what sounded like explosions—or maybe gunshots. Either way, Lord Douche was unimpressed and went right back to
April 3, 2025By Tim
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:55:07 Jesse Lee Peterson’s Amazing Sponsorship! 09:01:24 Woman Throws Dog Poop At Woman And Child 16:27:18 Screaming At A Toddler Regarding Your Hatred For Canada 18:05:02 Breaking Bongs For Elon Musk 20:32:21 Muslim Woman Has Trouble Eating On The Beach 24:42:07 Dianetics Commercial From The 80’s / 90’s 26:36:13 Sign
April 2, 2025By Tim
Tim is back with a gloriously unhinged Sideshow-exclusive episode and oh boy, this one runs the gamut from digital diarrhea conspiracy theories to racially-charged porn commentary and a teacher using children as human furniture. Just a classic day here on DV. 🌀 On the Show Today: 📌 Key Segments & Highlights: 💀 Sideshow Extras: 🗨
April 1, 2025By Tim
Happy April Fool’s Day, Freaks! Tim is back (and sort of better) after an ass-blasting weekend of illness and sulfur burps, and he’s ready to test the limits of his digestive system with gas station hashbrowns. What could possibly go wrong? Today’s episode is an epic sci-fi clusterfuck, and yes, Tim once again saves the
March 31, 2025By Tim
On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! Tim kicks off this week after battling some serious stomach issues—complete with vivid audio proof! Today’s throwback takes us back to the infamous Lenovo computer saga of 2013. Relive Tim’s legendary frustration with Lenovo’s customer service, or as some employees pronounce it, “Lenobo.” Highlights Include: All this plus twisted news
March 28, 2025By Tim
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:31:15 I Took Several Feet Of Wiener Today 05:46:13 Lord Douche Fan Mail And Correction Tape 07:09:15 More Instances Of VR Chat Users Getting Angry 16:41:13 Child Caught With Alcohol Roasts Cops 21:15:20 Preacher Locks Congregation In Church Until They All Tithe 25:58:11 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:20:03 Plumber
March 27, 2025By Tim
On Today’s Show: Crowning The Piggiest Pig Slut In The Land Plus: The Sound Of An Unsavory Being Chased By Cows Spider Girl Is Up For An Epic Tickle Fight How Do You even do bestiality with a chihuahua – found out today Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
March 26, 2025By Tim
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:48:16 Faygo Arctic Sun Shipping Charges Are Outrageous 04:33:22 A Online Recruiter For Non-Woke Conservative Patriots Only 05:18:04 Anti-Woke Blockchain Commercial 08:53:03 Alexyss K. Tylor Love That Her Son Is Boning Older Women 15:09:21 Crazy Woman Banned From Grocery Store – Black Irish Mafia Is After Her 25:07:14 Sign Up