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August 7, 2019By Tim
ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Our Favorite Asshole Youtard Is Back Let’s Listen To Phone Sex Actress Introductions A Couple Christian Songs That Deserve To Be Sent To Hell 3rd Degree Pussy Steaming Burns William Shatner’s Bastard Son McDonalds Sex Cups Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A
August 5, 2019By Tim
ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Prank Calls During A National Tragedy The Most SJW Lefty Snowflake Convention EVER Killing Your Kids Because They Are Total Cock Blocks The Oldest Pussy Poem Turns Out To Be Even Older Pissing In a Commercial Ice Maker Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209
August 4, 2019By Tim
Get 10 Free Gifts including 6 movies, free shipping, and more! Use coupon code FREAK at checkout @ AdamAndEve.Com! Welcome To Distorted View’s Crude Summer! Each week we will take a dip into DV’s pool of disgusting, poorly written, and just weird erotic fan fiction/ sex stories that have been featured over the past 15
August 2, 2019By Tim
ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Some More Weird 900 Numnbers From The 90’s Showdown At The Family Dollar Chocolate Penis Intimidation Scamming Amazon With Bags of Dirt Leaving Your Apartment Smeared With Intestines Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your
July 31, 2019By Tim
ON TODAY’S EPISODE: A Love Scorned Burns Her Ex’s Clothes Sovereign Citizen Scream “Corpus Delecti” In Yet Another Futile Attempt The Greatest Neighbors Since Peter And Raymond Jeffery Epstein Wanted To Preserve His Cock And Start A Breeding Farm Hot Asian Stream Turns Out To Be a Middle Aged Grandma Using Filters Covered In Porta
July 29, 2019By Tim
ON TODAY’S EPISODE: When Unwashed Love Dolls Cause Urinary Tract Infections Black Man Scares Woman While Trying To Prove He’s Not Scary When Gooner Bators Podcast Men, Go Ahead And Cool Off With “Snowballs” Testicle Cooling Underwear Ladies, Don’t Cool Off With A Popsicle In Your Pussy Katy Perry Vs. Christians Our New Post Office
July 28, 2019By Tim
Get 10 Free Gifts including 6 movies, free shipping, and more! Use coupon code FREAK at checkout @ AdamAndEve.Com! Welcome To Distorted View’s Crude Summer! Each week we will take a dip into DV’s pool of disgusting, poorly written, and just weird erotic fan fiction/ sex stories that have been featured over the past 15
July 27, 2019By Tim
ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Our Favorite Crazy Lady Youtard Makes Contact With The Freaks Good Old Fashion Cockgagging and VR Porn A Livestream Deals With A Big Cry Baby Tim Allen Gruntwave Music: LISTEN! Fetuses Know It When You Have Anal Sex Wedding Has A Weight Limit For Bridesmaids Hallmark Movies and Mysteries Presents: A Mayo
July 24, 2019By Tim
ON TODAY’S EPISODE: In A World Where Rape Is Legal. Watch Norm! Feeling Sorry That People Are Mad About You Beating Up A Mentally Retarded Person The Poopman Cometh To Heal Eating Dead Squirrels To Piss Off Vegans Leaking Liquid Out Of Your Testicles NOT GOOD When Your Forearm Penis Gets Kidney Stones Our New
July 22, 2019By Tim
ON TODAY’S EPISODE: There Was An Incident At Popeyes Having An Orgasm At Your Dad’s Funeral Another Installment Of Mis-Gendering A Singer Florida Lesbian Sexual Assault Done Right Eternal Outrage: Dinnerware Edition Crazy Bitch Marries A Chandelier Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF
