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August 17, 2018By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View: One mans journey eating rotten meat, raw veal heart, and spreading the word about the lies of HIV and AIDS Plus Pulling Out Ass Meat – A Tutorial When your kid trips over your erection BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show
August 15, 2018By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View: Grapefruit Blowjob Lady is Back and She Be Pissed Threatening To Hunt and Kill Children This November you have a choice. A family man with experience you can trust or a bitch with tainted titty milk BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The
August 13, 2018By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View: What happens when a racist schizophrenic is also a computer programmer? Watch: The History of Terry Davis Fucking a dead zombie baby doll Essential cock oils from you dick skin Apple pie masturbators BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com
August 11, 2018By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View: Making an even gayer version of WWE Wrestling Eating a can of bleach cleaner Living that pedo lifestyle One of the greatest voicemail calls I’ve heard in years BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news
August 10, 2018By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View: It’s a best of show! I’ll be back this weekend with a new episode of DV to make up for it. Enjoy this classic dumb shit. BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos,
August 8, 2018By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View: Wallowing in cowshit Sensitive twitter pansies are ruining all out fun The perfect dick size for making women squirt Drowning to death is the newest dumb internet challenge BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news
August 6, 2018By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View: Well We’ve just discovered an amazing new male submissive slut Tan Mom won a beauty pageant Horse fucking in Oklahoma Yeah, there’s an Amish uber BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio,
August 3, 2018By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View: The Sad Sounds of a middle-aged alcoholic Cam Whore Buttplay is on the table for verbal redneck When your temporary password is permanently racist A bucket of feces raining down on the 7/11 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com
August 1, 2018By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View: More Xenu-Wave Music To Listen To While You’re Getting Your Thetans Audited Alex Jones is crying again Best time of year to show off your penis Dick Rot BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news
July 30, 2018By Tim
On Today’s Distorted View: Making Sheep Sounds So The Guy You’re Having Sex With Can Climax Congressman by day, Bigfoot erotica enthusiast by night Selling BBQ’d humans Unleashing liquid ass on your date BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest
