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On Today’s Distorted View: Note: Today’s episode of DV is a Best-Of Show. I’ll be back this weekend with a new show for everyone and Sideshow freaks will be receiving a new video. The Mentally handicapped are getting into college programs The dumbest looking alarm clock ever SChool work involving pubic hair and dead soldiers

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On Today’s Distorted View: Peter and Raymond: The Next Generation Math is Fun When The Word Problems are About Crack and Ho’s A Public Masturbators Fun Is Ruined And Haggling For An Underage Sex Slave BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say

On Today’s Distorted View: A Homeless man with a blackened dick, jerking off to your girlfriend’s stolen panties in a condemned building. Do I need to go on? Getting Candles And Dynamite Confused Bobby has a mom and a dad. if he fucks them both 3 times, how many loads will he have shot and

On Today’s Distorted View: I Warn you About ‘Safe Friend’  and why you never want to be one of them A rectum full of razor blades Dickless Dan dupes A duo of dumb broads and Alex Jones hits Marco Rubio where it hurts: the gay bathhouse.   BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH

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