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On Today’s Distorted View: Flat earthers infiltrate a school board meeting plus: getting electric wire stuck in your cock hole Another prisoner on a shit strike and stress testing robot sex dolls Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)
On Today’s Distorted View: Lindsay Lohan Tries to Abduct a Homeless Child Plus: When Just The Sight of Cum Gives you the Dry Heaves Was The Voice of God Recently Asking For A Blowjob and Artsy Fartsy Poop Paraphelia BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show
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On Today’s Bonus Podcast: Lately, there’s been renewed discussion regarding Bert and Ernie’s sexuality and the nature of their relationship. The official Sesame Street response is, “these boys are just swinging bachelors, chin deep in fuzzy purple felt poon”. Several writers disagree, stating that Bert and Ernie are not only gay, but fisting enthusiasts with a
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On Today’s Distorted View: Logan Paul’s Dad Likes to Paddles Through Wet Pussy With His Dick Plus: The Hobbies of a 600 Pound Woman. Spoiler: it involves not moving around and food Beat over a lack of meat and a how did a turtle crawl up a woman cunt Our New Post Office Box Address!
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