Top Of The Show: Oh man, I’ve missed Alex Jones. He’s back and he’s got more “evidence” that Michelle Obama is a man, while Barack is a shemale loving freak. The Gun Bed! A new way for your children to blow their brains out! Check out the video! Adam & Eve! Get 50% off just

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Top Of The Show: Another Christian family making a scene at a Target store because Trans people can piss and shit in their precious toilets Finally! A re-usable, washable fashion diaper for adults with incontinence issues. A religious video from the 80’s/90’s featuring a demon talking to the Devil. Also, I think Satan could run a

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Top Of The Show: I am free of AT&T and I’m loving my Tivo (this isn’t 2002, I know) Bad news if you’re a gaping-hole lover who subscribes to the Rose Butt Board. You’ve been hacked. A former Vouge model is now elderly, a drunk, and insane. Adam & Eve! Get 50% off just about

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Top Of The Show: In what might be my saddest confession to date, I admit I don’t like to look my lottery tickets because then my dreams of millions will be shattered. Some very not-racist porn of  an asian girl puking up noodles on a dude’s dick. Welcome to DV, new listeners! A real piece

Top Of The Show: Sometimes I have trouble getting the show started. Thank god I’ve got broadcasting mentors to turn to One local news anchor gets hysterical for no reason. Except for the reason of RATINGS. The emotional news anchor gave me an idea on how to improve the ratings of local news. Adam &

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Top Of The Show: Sometimes the weirdest stuff on the Internet isn’t just weird or funny, but really dark and disturbing. Today I talk about a few livestreamers who have some heinous and illegal shit. If you’re sensitive about domestic abuse, you might want to skip this episode. There’s some awful audio that lies ahead.