On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Top Of The Show: Tim starts of the show with breaking mom news: she nearly got her hand chewed off by a dog. Thursday Lane / WhiteGuysFartInMyFace / Diego is back with a new cause (and long hashtag) #WHITEFARTSONBLACKFACESMATTER Audio of a drunk woman after she hit a car in a

On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Top Of The Show: Caitlyn Jenner is on the Marco Rubio Express: Check out his caboose! Bonus: Tim works out his Bernie Sanders impression Speaking on Caitlyn, she and her friends have a discussion on the word “Tranny” and if it’s offensive. Naturally, Tim is Pro-Tranny. Tim plays audio of a

On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Top Of The Show: Tim’s on the lookout for a new careless fairy! No one can replace Roy Killer War, but there’s got to be some mess queenballs out there to amuse us. Syrian refugees suffer EXTREME culture shock when they’re forced to stay at the same hotel that’s holding a

On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  The Depressing Life Of Lisa Gail Shove Something New In Your Baby’s Butt More Teeny Weenies Mmmm Pulled Scrotum Contact Me: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of links to great stuff

On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  The Depressing Life Of Lisa Gail Shove Something New In Your Baby’s Butt More Teeny Weenies Mmmm Pulled Scrotum Contact Me: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of links to great stuff

On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Driving Katie’s Crotch. HARD. Super Dickmann Tales Of Makeshift Dildos Scraping Your Asshole With A Toothbrush Contact Me: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of links to great stuff (most of it

On Today’s Distorted View Daily:   A New Unstable Youtard! Japanese Hentai Villains A Disgruntled Old Man With Bolt Cutters Donald Trump’s Dick Call and Connect: Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of links to great stuff (most of

On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Is Your Toothbrush Giving You Hemorrhoids? Eating A Hotdog You Just Shat Out Killing Horses With A Bowling Ball Cannon FUCKING ASSLIP WHORE YOGA Call and Connect: Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots

On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  We’ve Cornered Brent Spinter Obsessed With Cheese and Obscentities Chicks With Cartoonish Dicks Where Does ChrisTran Store Her Jizz? Call and Connect: Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of links to great stuff

On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Bringing Fruit Salad To A Bitch Fight The Screeching Sounds Of Psycho Ex Girlfriends The Smell of a Ten Year Old Tampon Sperm Snatchers Call and Connect: Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots