Hey Freaks! Stupid site was down last night and I couldnt update. Here’s the show! Enjoy the Friday show. I will be back sometime this weekend with another show for you, so keep checking back! Remember today is the last day to vote for us at the Podcast Awards. Have a great weekend! On Today’s

Hey Freaks! Hey freaks! I’ve got more bug-chasing content for you in addition to the news and emails that help keep you clean inside. There are plenty of DV patches left. Paypal me and one could be yours! PS: Sorry iTrip users. On Today’s Show: – Sword Swallowing While Drunk – Grenade + Sledghammer =

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! If you’d like a bumper sticker and a patch designed by our very own Rudeboy, paypal me! Check out the DV messageboard for more of Rudeboy’s shtuff. On Today’s Show – Ice Cold People – BBQ’ed English – Piss flavored toothpaste Join the freaks in the live chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview Snail

Hey Freaks! I’m officially back with a new porgram for you! There is no Sextastic Tuesday story today, but I still might do one later in the week. Enjoy the program! – Cock Biting! – Urine Soaked Mail – Toddlers on Fire! Join the freaks in the live chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O.

Hey Freaks, There will be a show today, but it’s coming later. I was having internet issues last night and said “Fcuk it” and went to sleep. Look for a show in the evening. Later! -Tim

Hey Freaks! I’m back with brand new DV for you! Today on the program a long-time fried of the show pops in to say hello. Plus I explain why I smell like piss. Enjoy the program! On Today’s Show – Jesus gave you the squirts! – Tongue Slicing – Myspace for the elderly Links: Have

Hey Freaks! Thanks for checking out the Tuesday show. It’s a brand new episode as we celebrate my 26th birthday with a classique sextastic Tuesday story and some truly bizarre news stories. Thanks for all the great birthday wishes! You’re the best! On Today’s Show: – Sucking condom juices – Death ride of doom –

Hey Freaks! Tomorrow is my 26th birthday and I’m still laughing at men who put their cigarettes out in toddler’s eyeballs. How immature, right? Well, there’s nothing immature about the cool, crisp taste of Winston brand cigarettes, the only brand that promises to cause irreversible retina damage when applied to the eye. Winston tastes good,

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show and have a great weekend. Don’t forget to vote for DV at the Podcast Awards. You can vote once per day. I’ll see you back here on Monday to start a whole new week of this crap. On Today’s Show: – FM Sex Radio – A really creepy stripper –

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! That’s all I got. – Perverted clowns – Machete vs. Gun – A Phone in your throat DV IRC Chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote for DV Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/27/06