Hey Freaks! Another day, another sparkling new dose of the worst humanity has to offer.I’m so glad to be your host. Hey, for all you Sideshow members, I added a bunch of content to the site, including four-episodes of Distorted View from 2003, with a different format and everything. A true curiosity piece. Check it

Hey Freaks! Keep those Don West songs/mashups coming! I’ve already received several. If I pick yours as the best, you’ll receive a lifetime subscription to the super freak sideshow! Maybe I’ll play a few of the songs on Friday’s show. We’ll see. Until then, enjoy today’s show! – Oh, Penis Tree – Sucking Babies Toes

Hey Freaks! It’s Tuesday, and we all know what that means: horrific porn! Enjoy the show! Keep those Don West song entries coming. The winner will receive a lifetime subscription to the Sideshow. Speaking of which, I’ll be adding a butt-load of new content today and tomorrow. Videos, old Tell-Me shows, etc. On Today’s Show:

Hey Freaks, I’m back to start a brand new week of shows for you! I’ve receieved a few E-mails asking if I was going to take anytime off for the holidays this year. The answer is NO! The only day there will NOT be a show will be next Monday (which, of course is Christmas).

Hey Freaks, Friday’s show will be posted in the late afternoon, which is almost becoming a regular thing. Anyways, here’s a video blog to help tide you over. See you back later today! Update – 6:16PM I thought I’d do something different today, and it’s going to be a videocast. I’m editing it right now.

Hey Freaks! Yes, we’re back with a brand new show! Believe me, that last sentence really DID warrant the exclamation mark, because it’s a christmas miracle I that I got off my sickly ass and did this. I’m starting to feel better though, so we’ll most definately be back to end the week right! On

Hey Freaks! My killer cold is persisting, so today’s show is short. I’ve got a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story for you, though! Enjoy the program! On Today’s Show: – Old People Porn! Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Vote For DV! The baby Jesus will thank you Listen to Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily:

Hey Freaks! I’m feeling like shit today. So here’s the run down of today’s show! Enjoy! xoxoxoo 4ever On Today’s Show: – The triumphant return of the Penis Pumping Judge!(tm) – Porn Star Smackdown! – Fart Higher! Join the freaks in the live chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview Links: Whorewhole.org: Stay Smokey! Cheryl never fails to entertain! Super

Hey Freaks! That’s right, you sideshow members get another weekend edition of DV. Enjoy! It’s all online right now. For those of you who are not members: why not surf on over to my Myspace profile. There’s a video up there that you probably haven’t seen before. Enjoy! Super Freak Side Show: $5.00 a month,

Hey Freaks! Here’s your Friday show! Sorry it’s a bit late. Enjoy the stupidity, and for those of you who are Sideshow members, I’ll see you back here (well, the sideshow site) later this weekend. Update: ARG! In inalvid link was provided for today’s show. It’s been fixed. On Today’s Show: – Shredded Puppies –