Hey Freaks! I’m back to start a whole new week of show with you! The big news is that the Super Freak Sideshow is online and taking subscriptions! Sign-up now to help keep me off the streets. Enjoy the show! On Today’s Show: – Decapitated Granny Goes For a Ride – Screw for World Peace!

Hey Freaks! Tim “Broken Promises” Henson? No way! Not this time. Here is the promised Friday show, even though I feel like death on a stick. Here’s a fun game for you to play while listening to the show: guess the exact moment in the program when I stopped trying to be funny and adopted

Hey Freaks! I’m working hard on getting the member site up. It’s a real son-of-a-bitch, let me tell you. It should be up tonight or tomorrow, though. I’ll keep you posted. The first 50 members to sign-up get to see a picture of my fat ass! Incentives! On Today’s Show: – Deep Throat Hygiene –

Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday show! Enjoy the program, and remember to keep those E-mails and Voicemails coming! I jerk off to each and every one of them. That’s a Tim Henson promise(tm). On Today’s Show: – How much is that doggy in the grinder? – Naked Rage! – Pissing inside those thick, red

Hey Freaks! Jesus! It’s taken me almost 2 hours to upload the show (dialup) and I’m falling asleep here. I’m so glad to be back! I’ve got a great show for you today, even though I forgot to bring my voicemail calls with me to where I record the show. Still, you can’t beat a

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I’m all packed up and I’m leaving Columbus. After today, I’ll be replaying some Best-If shows until I get settled into my new place and have the member system set up. On Today’s Show: – Where’s my Baby’s Finger? – Creamatoriam melt down – The tiny dick killer Links: The

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show today! I’ve got a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story for you that will ruin even more of your childhood memories. Fantastique! Keep those newstips, audio/video files, and odd shit coming my way. On Today’s Show: – Packing Shit – A Meatlover’s Condom – Nude at the Waffle House Snail Mail:

Hey Freaks! It’s moving week for me, but I’m going to try to do a weeks worth of new shows for you. I’m sitting on my floor because I have no tables or desks to work on. The only thing in my fridge is a bbottle of Cocaine (energy drink that burns going down) and

Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s show! It’s a real fun one. Have a great weekend and keep all those E-mails, paypal donations, and expensive gifts coming my way! On Today’s Show: – A Dildo In An Unwilling Ass – Why does my candy taste like blood? – The illusion of bigger dicks Links: Joe Hedges: Listen

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! Remember: if you’ve come across some funny audio or video that you think would make good DV material, send it along to me! Otherwise, I’ll keep playing Banana Phone until your brain explodes. On Today’s Show: – Cleaning Skulls – Animal Porn – Don’t Drink and Call Phone Sex