Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show and I’ll be back after Thanksgiving for more DV this week!! On Today’s Show: – Nazi Gingerbread Men! – The Hairy Fairy Strikes Again – The Beast Within Links: Super Freak Sideshow: DV’s Member site! Check it out! Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Vote For DV! Listen to Today’s

Hey Freaks! It’s Tuesday, and you all know what that means! Sextastic! Thanks to our good buddy Preston, we’ve got a really doozy of a story for you. Think you can write a twisted story like Preston? E-mail me your attempts. If your story is read on the show, I’ll give you a 1-month free

Hey Freaks! I’m back to start a whole new week of show with you! The big news is that the Super Freak Sideshow is online and taking subscriptions! Sign-up now to help keep me off the streets. Enjoy the show! On Today’s Show: – Decapitated Granny Goes For a Ride – Screw for World Peace!

Hey Freaks! Tim “Broken Promises” Henson? No way! Not this time. Here is the promised Friday show, even though I feel like death on a stick. Here’s a fun game for you to play while listening to the show: guess the exact moment in the program when I stopped trying to be funny and adopted

Hey Freaks! I’m working hard on getting the member site up. It’s a real son-of-a-bitch, let me tell you. It should be up tonight or tomorrow, though. I’ll keep you posted. The first 50 members to sign-up get to see a picture of my fat ass! Incentives! On Today’s Show: – Deep Throat Hygiene –

Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday show! Enjoy the program, and remember to keep those E-mails and Voicemails coming! I jerk off to each and every one of them. That’s a Tim Henson promise(tm). On Today’s Show: – How much is that doggy in the grinder? – Naked Rage! – Pissing inside those thick, red

Hey Freaks! Jesus! It’s taken me almost 2 hours to upload the show (dialup) and I’m falling asleep here. I’m so glad to be back! I’ve got a great show for you today, even though I forgot to bring my voicemail calls with me to where I record the show. Still, you can’t beat a

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I’m all packed up and I’m leaving Columbus. After today, I’ll be replaying some Best-If shows until I get settled into my new place and have the member system set up. On Today’s Show: – Where’s my Baby’s Finger? – Creamatoriam melt down – The tiny dick killer Links: The

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show today! I’ve got a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story for you that will ruin even more of your childhood memories. Fantastique! Keep those newstips, audio/video files, and odd shit coming my way. On Today’s Show: – Packing Shit – A Meatlover’s Condom – Nude at the Waffle House Snail Mail:

Hey Freaks! It’s moving week for me, but I’m going to try to do a weeks worth of new shows for you. I’m sitting on my floor because I have no tables or desks to work on. The only thing in my fridge is a bbottle of Cocaine (energy drink that burns going down) and