No show yet. It will be posted this evening. Am I lying or telling the truth? Only time will tell! -t

Hey Freaks! I’m back with an extended episode of DV for you today. It’s over 40 minutes of audio stupidity. Rock on! Enjoy the show, and don’t forget to set your DVR’s to record “Hot Dog & Jambo!” On Today’s Show: – Disfigured Cocks – Abortion by turpentine? – We need a cumrag in softlines.

Hey Freaks! It’s a brand new week, and have I got some great stories for you! If you run across a funny news story, bizarre audio/video file, or website, pass it along to me. On Today’s Show: – Making your wife slurp shit – Porn on the playground – Playing stupid to grope Snail Mail:

Hey Freaks Show will be posted later today. Hang tight. -t

Hey Freaks, Enjoy the show! That’s all I got today. On Today’s Show: – Drowning in vomit! – Rejecting dick! – Smearing feces! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: It’s a New Month! Vote For DV! Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/21/06

Hey Freaks! The normal show schedule resumes! I’m done working overnights, which means the early morning posting of shows. Today: a brand new Sextastic Tuesday that’s grammatically horrific. Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Sexy Fonts! – A Vortex of Nasty Man Flesh Links: You Tube: The Jesus Camp Story Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I’m still working my crazy hours, but that should end any day now. On Today’s Show: – Hedgehog Sex – Goat Corpses – Flying a Kite..to your death! Links: The PK&J Show: Loving, Laughing, and Sharing Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com

Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday program! Enjoy the audio of the kids freaking out and of course the twisted news. If you run across a bizarre news story, or just a great audio/video file, pass it along to me. If I play it on the show, you could win $50,000* * – If you

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program today and don’t forget to check out some of the brand new DV merchandise! Rawwwwk. Also, Clickgrid squares are as low as $5.00, so there’s no excuse not to advertiser yor podcast, website, or illegal prostitution ring on DV. On Today’s Show: – Abortion Clinic Mishap – Pickled Pee Pee

Hey Freaks! I’m running really late. Here’s the new show. I’m so poor, and so black: paypal me 🙂 – Caked on Feces – Poop Paper – Porntopia! 10:22PM Edit – Isn’t life funny? After all the rushing around, turns out they accidently disabled my work badge’s 24 access to the building. I’m back home