Hey Freaks! I’m still a sick little monkey, but here’s a brand new show for you anyways, cuz I love you. And your cute little button nose. On Today’s Show – When children don’t know about sex, parents get shot! – Sweet man boobies – Toilet Paper politics Links: Penis Restoration: Get Your Foreskin On!

Hey Freaks! I’m back with the Wednesday show! I’m surprised I was able to pull the program together, as I am once again SICK with a cold. A goddamn cold in July. That’s like getting frostbite on the surface of the sun! It’s not right! Arg. On Today’s Show: – We crown Distorted View’s Dumbass

Hey Freaks! We’re back from vacation in big, big way! In addition to the strange, bizarre news you crave, we’ve got a huge Sextastic Tuesday episode featuring a celebrity reader! Tune in for the magic. On Today’s Show: – Momma’s gonna behead you now – Chinese people don’t know how to screw! – Getting drunk

Hey Freaks! We’re ending the week right with some fucked up shit! Remember: it’s a new month, and I’d really appreciate it if you would vote for us at Podcast Alley. We’re taking Monday off for the 4th of July. I’ll put up a Best-Of show so you can still get your DV fix. As

Hey Freaks! It’s the end of the month, and we kick June to the curb with a fantastic episode of Distorted View for you! The episode is full of crazy news, gross sex stuff, and of course, your E-mails! Enjoy! On Today’s Show – Coo-Coo for Choco-Crack! Mmm..Delicious! – A dead lady almost dies again!

Hey Freaks! We’re back with another dose of vulgarity and cynicism for you! If you have funny or bizzare news stories, feel free to E-mail them to me: show@distortedview.com On Today’s Show: – Vibrators on the run – God’s cruel sense of humor – Watching girls shit in an outhouse. Hot. Links: K.N.I.G.H.T.S – Sledge’s

Hey Freaks! It’s Tuesday, and that’s when things get a little sexier here on Distorted View! That’s right, it’s Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy the insanity! On Today’s Show: – Dead Fetus Twin! – Rape Revenge – A very special Sextastic Tuesday with a female guest storyteller! Links: K.N.I.G.H.T.S – Sledge’s Fist Full Of Fury Podcheck: Scott

Hey Freaks! It’s a brand new week, and I’m here to help you get through it with a bunch of crazy news stories! Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Magical smurf bongs – Splattered Shit Stains – We crown Distorted View’s Mother of the Week Links: K.N.I.G.H.T.S – Giddie Up! The Entropy League: Rawk! Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! I’ve got a jam packed show for you today. Unfortunately, we’ve lost a loved member of the DV family. Other than that, it’s just another twisted edition of America’s Favorite Podcast.* Plus, Satan stops by again! On Today’s Show: – Possessed by the devil and forced to fuck a sheep – Getting amputated

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the insanity of today’s program! If you’re new to DV, prepare yourself for bad language, potentially offensive comments, and oodles of inappropriate humor. On Today’s Show: – Baby trapped in washing machine, hilarity ensues – Say no to crack: take away your children’s toys – Stabbing your loved one over chicken pot