Hey Freaks! Back with another fantastic edition of Distorted View! Enjoy the program, and don’t forget to E-mail me with comments, questions, and crazy news stories you’ve stumbled across. On Today’s Show: – A Boy gets his period – Crashing toilets – Waking up with a bullet in your tongue Links: The Podcast Awards: A

Hey Freaks! It’s Tuesday, and thats when things get a little sexier/creepier here on Distorted View Daily. That’s right, a brand new Sextastic Tuesday! Sorry I’m in such a bad mood on today’s show! Hopefully I’ll be back to my normal sparkling self for the Wednesday show! On today’s show: – Plowed by A bear!

Hey Freaks! Thanks for joining me back here to start a whole new week of Distorted View’s! Oh, and enjoy the disturbing audio at the beginning of the show. You’re getting off easy -I actually saw the accompanying video. Creeepy. On Today’s Show: – Super glue suicide – Spreading legs across America – Getting freaky

Hey Freaks! Wow, a super late show today. It’s 4:00am and I’m just getting around to posting this. So..tired… On today’s show: – Yet another demon baby! – “Poop” as a pizza topping – Slipping on shit 20,000 feet in the air Links: Unicorn Orgy: Sooo Hot! Stark Cast: Meat Dept. Obtuse Angle: Larger Family

Hey Freaks! Back with the Thursday show, where I reveal the winning bumper sticker design! In a few weeks they will be in, and we’ll start our daily contest! On Today’s Show: – Marrying your rapist! – The goats 4 cocaine program – Yet another penis chopped off Plus, tons of Email and Voicemail! Links:

Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new episode, and holy mother of God is it a doozey. This program is not for the easily offended. On Today’s Show: – Blazing old people! – Puking on your teacher’s face – The gays come out swinging Links: Podcheck: Grand Wizard Scott Fletcher Podcast 411: No Jews or

Hey Freaks! It’s the start of the work week, which blows, but on the bright side, I’m right by your side every goddamn day with some stories that will make you feel better about your crappy life. On Today’s Show: – Hammering your Forehead – Pouring scalding hot water on a toddler’s genitals – Pissing

Hey Freaks! Enjoy Friday’s show and have a great weekend! We’ll be back on Monday to start a whole new week of fucked up news. On Today’s Show: – Killer Cows – Pot Smoking Demons – Vancouver Is A Real Shit Box Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote! Listen to the podcast: Distorted View

Hey Freaks! Back here with another DV podcast for you to feast upon! Also, check out a nice, positive article about Distorted View! So, thanks to Mike LaSalle over at Mens News Daily. On Today’s Show: – Vagina’s that attack on command – Chunks of flesh fall from the sky – Hey, your babysitter is

Hey Freaks! Another day, another dose of DV with your resident Media Darling. In addition to the news, I announce our big Bumper Sticker giveaway contest. As soon as the stickers come in, we’ll start that. Until then… On Today’s Show: – Stinky goat shit! – Spreading the sperm, Junior High style – A wire