Hey Freaks! It’s new music Friday as we unveil Ty’s brand new DV song! Plus, we’re getting closer to finding doll porn! If the donations come in, I’ll do a Saturday show! If not, have a great weekend and I’ll see you back here on Monday! On Today’s Show: – A Cup full of poop

Hey Freaks, Enjoy the podcast! Lots of great audio today along with some twisted news. I’ll be back tomorrow and possibly Saturday with more crap. On Today’s Show: – Spear fight! – Drool or cum? You decide – Fakin’ Cancer Link: Snopes: The Truth on Fanta Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio

Hey Freaks! America’s Favorite Podcast* is back with a brand new episode! Hey, why not fork over some cash? I need it more than you, and I’m a goddamn media darling. Paypal me today, get a DV bumper sticker sometime within the next year and a half! On Today’s Show: – Old men whacking off

Hey Freaks! It’s a brand new week full of optimism and endless possibilities! It only takes a day or two to break my spirit and render me semi-suicidal, so enjoy today’s podcast where I’m happy, upbeat, and vulgar as usual. On Today’s Show: – Teen Prostitute Crack Addict Action Squad – Sniff Freaks! – Asparagus-picking

The show is coming in late, but if you’re on the West Coast, it’s still Saturday! Enjoy the weekend program, and I’ll see you back on Monday to start a brand new week of audio insanity! On Today’s Show: – Is that a gun in your vagina? – Skillet face! – Rubbing one outside Snail

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday program and I’ll be back tomorrow for a Saturday cast* On Today’s Show: – Tasering the elderly – Stealing from cancer kids – Pedophile photoshoot! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote For DV! Listen to today’s podcast: Distorted View

Hey Freaks! What a day! Unicorn sex videos, clips from Madge Weinstein’s Yeast Radio, plus all of the bizarre news stories you’ve grown to tolerate(tm)from DV. Enjoy the stupdity! On Today’s Show: – Explosive penis enlargements – White trash / latin trash baby showers – XXX bibles Links: Unicorn Porn: Everyone say, “Thank You, Wes!”

Hey Freaks! I’m back after our Classique Sextastic Tuesday show. Today’s program is jam-packed and I had a blast taping it. Hope you enjoy the insanity. On Today’s Show: – Why does the tip of my broomstick smells like shit? – Glued asses – He blowed up his hand Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX

Hey Freaks! Back to start a whole new week of shows with you! Remember: if you have a funny video/audio clip, or a newstip, E-mail me! While I can’t reply to all of your mail, I definately DO appreciate it. You guys rock! On Today’s Show: – Castration Dungeon – Beaten and shit-faced – Teacher

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