Hey Freaks! Back with another brand new episode for you! This episode is made even more special by a listener-submitted DV Megmix! Huge thanks to Daniel for putting in the work. It turned out awesome! On Today’s Show: – Explosive Condoms of Doom(tm) – Celebrity AIDS testing – Watching children piss and shit. Is that

Hey Freaks! Here it is! For once I actually make good on a promise and give you the REAL February 8th show. News stories, women farting, and extended dickhole guy audio! Worth the wait, right? No? Fuck you. On Today’s Show: – News Flash: Britney Spears is RETARDED – Like a sharp needle in your

Hey Freaks! Last week we read a strange Sextastic Tuesday story, but this week, it’s just kind of gross. Fast forward to 12:36 if you want to skip the insanity. On Today’s Show: – Naked Pedestrians – Library Masturbation – Flaming Fords! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email:

Hey Freaks! Here we go again. Back to start a brand new week with you twisted freaks. Remember to click on some of our ClickGrid sponsors. These guys had the balls to advertise on this trainwreck of a podcast, so the least you could do is check them out. On Today’s Show: – Eating eyes!

Hey Freaks! We’re ending the week in a big, big way! In addition to all of the typical sick shit, I’ve got a special present for you! You asked for it, and I finally deliver: A brand new Skank! What happens when I pretend to be a 14 year old girl looking for sex on

Hey Freaks! It’s February! For serious this time. In addition to the crazy news stories today, I talk about the insane amount of feedback I’ve received for the Sonic the Hedgehog porn! Enjoy On Today’s Show: – Dog Shit & Ham Sandwich – Return of the penis muncher – Stoner toddlers – Reading porn while

Hey Freaks! During the show I keep insisting it’s Tuesday, February 1st. What can I say? Your host is a complete idiot. Enjoy Sextastic Tuesday! On Today’s Show: – Kicking dogs into the sky – New toliet technology – Shit spills! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com

Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend! Now you’ve got to go back to school or work, and that sucks. I’ll do my best to help you through it with some seriously fucked up shit. On Today’s Show: – Chomping on cock – Sprinkling cocaine on cereal – Celebrities hate children! I forgot

Hey Freaks! Have a great weekend! I’ll be busy planning the 1st annual Distorted View Bizarre Sex Summer Games. Get ready for the freestyle gorilla mask and angry pirate longjump! Fuck the Winter Olympics! On Today’s Show: – You’re my Slave-Tard – Prison Orgies – Crack Dealer Business Cards Links: Mike’s Playground: I touched the