Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new show to end the week! In addition to the crazy news stories, I’m proud to present another installment of “Tim Pretends To Be a 14 Year Girl on Skype Looking For Pedophiles”. Enjoy! – The return of the exploding toads! – American coke fiend – Another sex store

Hey Freaks! Lots of fun stuff on this episode. Hope you enjoy it! On Today’s Show: – 50 Maggots in a guy’s ear! Isn’t that the name of Russell Crowe’s band? – Nazi Monkeys! – Waking up with a knife stuck in your face All of this plus your E-mails, most of which were completely

Hey Freaks! Uh-Oh, it’s Tuesday, which means another installment of Sextastic Tuesday: the idiotic bit where I read you weird porno stories. As if that weren’t enough, check out what else we’re doing today: On Today’s Show: – Chunky flesh-meat in your drinking water – Incest! Sex Changes! Hermaphrodites! Quite possible the world’s perfect news

Hey Freaks! I’m back to start an all new week of shows with you! In addition to the usual lot of crazy stories, someone has accused me of being a racist! Fear not, faithful audience, for I will handle this with the grace and composure you’ve come to expect from me. On Today’s Show: –

Hey Freaks! We end the week right with some crazy news stories for you. Plus, Stephen Hawking sings for you! What more could you ask for? Don’t answer that. On Today’s Show: – Oh look, a used eyeball for sale – Small penis-ed Asian Men: fact or fiction? – Now that’s what I call a

Hey Freaks! Thanks for all the great E-mails and feedback coming in! I love you freaks! Remember, if you run across a crazy news story or website, E-mail me! I’ll be skyping tomorrow, so call in around 11:00pm EST if you want to participate in the show. Username is “distortedview” On Today’s Show: – Lawyer

Hey Freaks! We’ve got another big show for you today. Along with the news of the weird, we’ve got a special pope report for you! On Today’s Show: – Drunk monkeys! – 150 pounds of glorious rotting flesh – Today’s decomposing animals, tomorrow’s lunch Enjoy! I’ll be on skype for Thursday’s show. My screenname is

Hey Freaks! We’re back with one of the craziest shows in a long time. Today’s show clocks in at almost 18 minutes, which is the longest DV daily to date. Plus, we introduce a new segment called Sextastic Tuesday. You’ll also learn what the term “thinning out the herd” means. On Today’s Show: – Robot

Hey Freaky Deakys! It was an awesome weekend, but I’m so excited to be back to start a new week of DV! Today we talked about a new idiotic E-bay auction. First came Virgin Mary, then came my stale kaiser roll, and now someone has placed a Pope John Paul II Chicken Breast on Ebay!

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday podcast and we’ll see you back on Monday to start a whole new week. If you have an Internet radio station and would like to play Distorted View, you totally have my permission as long as you don’t alter the show’s content. Just E-mail me to let me know. I’d