Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! Along with the news today, I have another story to share from my “real-life” that is making me paranoid. Now, everyone do some Laughing Yoga(tm) and enjoy the stupidity. On Today’s Show: – Sniffing gas (and underage pussy) – Dead dogs as weapons – I’ll See your mom in AOHELL!

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! Along with the news, I alaso have some funny audio to share, and behind-the-scenes drama that is farking retarded. The video featuring The Windowlicker rubbing one out using Orjel is now online. You’ve been warned. On Today’s Show: – The Case of the Penis Pumping Judge – Roadkill from heaven

Hey Freaks! Big show! Brand new Sextastic Tuesday, twisted news, and a special DV tribute. Enjoy the program! On Today’s Show: – When fat people die – Wrinkled people can spell. Whoop-dee-doo DV IRC Chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote for DV!

Hey Freaks! Back for a brand new week of shows! Enjoy the stupidity. If you missed it, I did a weekend show for you guys yesterday. Also, Kroger has Doritos on sale: 2 for $2! Can you believe it!? Super bargain. On Today’s Show: – Smelly Germans (are there any other kind? har har har)

Hey Freaks! As promised, here is the weekend show! In addition to the twisted news you’ve grown to tolerate(tm), I’ve got a brand new skank for you! Plus, I give away two gift certificates to freaks who have donated in the last month. It’s a busy, disgusting show! Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Flying Severed

Hey Freaks! Got a great show for you today! Enjoy the program! There very well could be a weekend show if you little gumdrops come through with a few donations! *Kisses* Your BFF, Tim On Today’s Show: – Ice Cream Truck Gangs – A Cock Flashing at The Fashion Bug – Sexual Assault by a

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! Got some crazy audio/video or news story? Email me with it! I live for that shit. On Today’s Show: – Naked Blood Squirters – Gorgyles! – Dirty Uncut Dicks Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: New Month! Vote for

Hey Freaks, I’ve got a great show for you today, plus your chance to win some valuable gift certificates! Come for the audio pornography, stay for the bloomin’ onions. Enjoy. On Today’s Show: – More shit injections – Waking up with an Alcholic – Salt overdose Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! On Today’s Show: – Killed by sausage – More mentally ill sex – Troublesome gays Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: New Month! Vote for DV! Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/13/06

Hey Freaks! I’m still not feeling 100%, but nonetheless I’m back! I’ve missed you twisted little freaks! Enjoy the show, and I promise they’ll continue to get better as I get better 🙂 On Today’s Show: – Eating Baby Ears! – Tard shooting – Another mom-whore Links: Brian: He’s in you Snail Mail: Distorted View