Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show. I’m tired. Goodnight. On Today’s Show: – Toe Lickers! – Fake Vaginas! – Creepy, Drunk Teachers! Links: Cool Short: From my buddy Chad Marcus: Is Funny!(dotcom) Today’s Clickgrid sponsor! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: We’re clinging to the top

Hey Freaks, Enjoy the show today! I tried to limit my donation and clickgrid talk to give you a break from all of the shameless begging I’ve been doing. But seriously, fork over some bones. On Today’s Show: – Drugged Titties – More dick chomping – Don’t piss on the plants Links: Dallas Gay Pod:

Hey Freaks! We’re back with a brand new show, although the Sextastic Tuesday story is a repeat in an attempt to punish you for not donating to DV’s pledge drive. Ultimately, I felt bad about this and ended up recording a 30+ minute program for you. Enjoy. On Today’s Show: – Flame On, Dipshits! –

Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a great weekend! On today’s show you hear what happens when you masturbate with numbing toothache gel. That’s right, the Windowlicker took my suggestion from last week’s show and jacksoff with a Orajel. Video coming soon. On Today’s Show: – A pencil in the ass – 2 for the

Hey Freaks! It’s late, I’m tired, so these shownotes will be short. Enjoy the Friday program! I may be back tomorrow for a Saturday show, but you know what you need to do to make that happen. Later! Sorry if you Skyped me but you’re not on the show. I had to cut a few

Hey Freaks! Back for another installment of audio stupidity! Remember to vote for Distorted View at Podcast Alley! We’re sooooo close to the top 10! If you can get me into the top 5, I’ll throw you guys a pizza party! On Today’s Show: – Torn Testicles – Footlicker! – Naughty teacher Links: Buy Dublin

Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday show. In addition to twisted news, I usher in a brand new American Idol segment that we will probably never revisit. Enjoy it while you can. Plus, a live phone call, your voicemails, and my delicious 3 bean hummus recipe! On Today’s Show: – If a tree crushes a

Hey Freaks! Ok, I feel much better about this week’s Sextastic Tuesday, although there is very little “sex” involved with it. Enjoy the insanity! Thanks for all of the E-mails and Voicemails you freaks have been sending in, and a I’ve got to thank Dick once again for the great ST opening. On Today’s Show:

Hey Freaks! Back to start a whole new week of shows! What’s the best way to get over a nasty case of the Monday’s? How about listening to pedophiles! Yeeeah! Plus a brand new Insensitive Re-Enactment(tm)! On Today’s Show: – Mowing down your child – Eating dirt – Bloody tongue’s Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O.

Hey Freaks! A Saturday show!? Could it be? Why yes, it’s a reality. Enjoy the funny and I’ll see you and your tight little packages back here on Monday to do it all over again. Oh, and paypal me! I have a kitty cat dying of cancer and my baby needs food! On Today’s Show: