Hey Freaks! Ok, we’re back on track here! Yesterday I re-played the Sextastic Tuesday show since the audio was all garfunkled up when I originally posted it. I never got around to producing a new show for Wednesday, so if you have a problem with that, suck it. Hard. Actually, I’ll do a brand new

Hey Freaks! It’s Tuesday! You know what that means…another doggone Sextastic Tuesday story for you. In addition to this audio perversion, we also have some crazy news stories for you! On Today’s Show: – Living with Mother (RIP) – Surprise! Look at my Crotch! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Links:

Hey Freaks! Back to start a whole new week of DV! I’ve got a new lady in my life! A Pug/Beagle mix, commonly referred to as a Puggle. I found her at a “Meet The Mutts” get-together at the animal shelter where all the cunty women work. I’ll put some photos of her on my

Hey Freaks! Back here for the big Friday program! Savor the tangy goodness of todays podcast, because it’s all you’re getting until Monday! On Today’s Show: – The Return of Gorilla Face! – Puppy Hangings – Pregnant and fucking crazy Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Links: Greg The Bunny: Hil-Fucking-Larious

Hey Freaks! As promised, here’s a BRAND NEW episode of Distorted View for your Thursday. To make it worth the wait, on today’s show I skank an Asian! That’s right, this show has it all! News of the weird, skype pranks, and of course, your emails! On Today’s Show: – Pissing in Pop – Finally,

Hey Freaks! Back with the mid-week program! That’s right: wednesday, bitches! Remember: if you have funny audio bloopers, news of the weird tips, or anything else you think I should play on the show, Email me! On Today’s Show: – Oh, I’ve got a splitting penis! – Why is your ass ringing? – Crashing with

Hey Freaks! Ugh. Another late night. Fear not, though because we have a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story for you! Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Abusing sheep – Pissing again and again Our Brand New DV Address! Distorted View P.O. Box 351 Worthington, OH 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote! Listen to today’s

Hey Freaks! We’re back with a brand new episode to start your week off right. If you guys run across a funny/bizarre news story, submit it! On Today’s Show: – Crushing homeless drunkards – Daddy’s bloody body – The gift of girl-on-girl action Our Brand New DV Address! Distorted View P.O. Box 351 Worthington, OH

Hey Freaks! You did it! We’ve reached our weekly donation goal, so here’s a brand new episode! Yes, on a Saturday! Can you believe it? Christ. On Today’s Show: – Nailing your girlfriend (in the house) – Pervert ice cream man! – A Flaming prostitute Our brand new snail-mail address! Distorted View P.O. Box 351

Hey Freaks! Friday’s here and we’re ending the week with some bizarre news stories, strange celebrity rumors, and much more! I also play a clip from when I filled in for Adam Curry on Podshow to illustrate how things get out of control when I’m given any sort of freedom. We may be back tomorrow