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  • September 14, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: No full notes today, but here’s some of the things I discuss: Two differently abled idiots start an only fans Plus Which US Senator tells us all about his brand new strap on? Getting The Giggles When You Find Out Your Friend Killed A Pedestrian And Flash Dem Titties While Waiting For

  • September 13, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:57:19.51 The Rim Job Actress Supports Danny Masterson 00:15:44:01.12 An Inbred Family Update 00:20:23:02.09 Trans Woman On Drugs Has Shards Of Glass In Her Feet 00:25:55:16.51 A Truly Chaotic 9/11 Tribute From Devon 00:29:00:12.40 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:04:08.74 Give Me Free Crazy Bread Or I’ll Shoot! 00:36:49:04.31 A

  • September 11, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:54:16.52 Happy September 11 To You And Yours 00:04:23:21.32 Linda Finkle’s 9/11 Tribute Song 00:07:50:07.78 I Am A True Optimist / Picking Up Hundreds Of Lottery Tickets 00:13:38:17.33 A Christian Romantic Drama Film Goes Horribly Wrong 00:39:31:09.17 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:41:09:03.57 More Like Danny Master-Son-Of-A-BITCH Rapist, AMIRITE? 00:47:10:07.29

  • September 8, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:51:18.07 Allergy Attack! Plumbing Disaster! More Bee Stings! 00:07:54:00.04 Disgusting Livestream Cleans His Roach Ridden Room 00:13:19:12.58 Ladies Who Really Dislike The Sight, Smell, And Taste Of Semen 00:18:41:07.22 Is Barack Obama A Crack Smoking Homosexual? A Tucker Carlson Guest Says Yes 00:28:02:03.57 A Youtard Also Jerked Off Obama, Too

  • September 7, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:08:03.22 Shopping Around For The Best Doggy Cremation Prices 00:08:32:15.74 The Tim Reaper Strikes Again 00:11:10:15.09 Meade Should Model His Career After Jimmy Buffett 00:14:31:09.71 Intergalactic Pronoun Freakout 00:23:36:04.42 An Amazon Delivery Gets Physical 00:28:54:17.63 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:30:36:07.12 Walking Across The Ocean In A Giant Hamster Wheel

  • September 6, 2023By Tim

    No Shownotes today… On Today’s Show: Tom Hanks Niece Is A screeching Little Drama Queen Plus A Would Be Killer’s Cooking Segment – Sponsored By Kraft An International Flight Had To Deal With Dripping Vanilla Shit And A Mongoloid Stuff 8 inches of Electrical Wire Down His Cock hole  

  • September 5, 2023By Tim

                      On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:19:01.65 A Weekend Full Of Dead Musicians And Dead Dogs 00:06:40:04.43 Pounded In The Twat By My Pumpkin Spice Latte 00:17:56:18.37 Adam And Eve! Promo Code: FREAK – Get 50% Off 00:19:00:00.48 Our Favorite Fart Loving Incel Is Back Out Of

  • September 4, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: I’ve got a Best Of Show for your labor day! Enjoy, and I’ll be back tomorrow with a new episode for everyone. Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and

  • September 1, 2023By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:48:10.63 My Decrepit Gremlin Dog 00:06:12:00.06 Depend Adult Diaper Packaging 00:09:09:09.31 Couch Humping In VR 00:10:57:17.17 Trying to Buy A Virtual Baby In Second Life 00:13:39:06.50 Man Tells Girlfriend Her Vagina Stinks, She Immediately Gets On Tiktok 00:15:44:00.46 A Documentary About How A 95 Year Old Man Has Sex 00:21:22:15.69

  • August 31, 2023By Tim

    No shownotes today, but here’s some of what I have for you today   On Today’s Show: – Male Vocal Fry – We finally learn how much Meade Skelton actually weighs – Which Youtard tried to sneak a sex toy into his mom’s online target shopping cart -Is it legally justifiable to strangle a bitch

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