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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:36:05 The Distorted View Store Is Open! 03:52:03 Mall Madness 80’s Board Game 09:08:18 Lord Douche Is Driving Me Crazy With The Kitchenaid Mixers 12:59:23 Meade Weigh In / Recovered Deleted Video 16:18:12 Doctor Prison Deals With Problem Pisser Children 25:00:05 Pregnant Shoplifter Flees Cop / Gets Tackled 31:19:13 Support
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:01:19 Satanic Weight Gain 05:10:18 Satan Gives An Update 07:08:10 Satan Confronts Meade Skelton 13:07:15 Sagittarius: A Week In Tricks / More Stuff Cramped Up Her Pooter 23:25:20 Political Freakout At The Gas Station 25:24:11 Someone Finally Pointed A Gun At The Cart Narcs 28:34:11 Sign Up For The Sideshow!
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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:24:00 Tim’s Stroking Out Speaking Klingon 05:06:10 Disgusting Childrens Toys 08:23:05 Rimjob Raccoon / Cunnilingus Kangaroo Commercial 10:28:17 Skibidi Toilet And Milky Milky Jug 14:53:01 Let’s Make Dieting Racist Again 20:19:23 Support This Stupidity! Become A Sideshow Member And/Or Patron! 21:50:09 Pure Hypochondria Update 22:56:15 Nude Melanie Trump Plastered All
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On Today’s Show: 00:00:02 Introduction 02:01:23 Election Results 04:47:15 To My Listeners Who Voted For Donald Trump 05:45:12 To My Listeners Who Voted For Kamala Harris 07:30:00 Let’s Just Blame White Women 09:30:22 More Audio From My Favorite Interdimensial Time Traveling Weirdo 15:16:21 Insane Person Has A Hatred Of Disco Queen Donna Summer 18:00:20 Man
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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 News Break / Kroger Blue 02:36:16 Introduction 05:02:04 Kroger Patriot Commercial 07:04:03 Pastor Manning Is Back Angry With At The Homosexuals 17:52:15 The Man With The 89 Grade Point Average 26:36:20 Confronting The Man Pissing On The Sidewalk 28:46:19 Witches Get Stitches According To One Felonious Preacher 34:07:00 Don’t Donate To
