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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Promo Code’s birthday week continues with Meade Skelton trivia nobody requested, alleged TikTok disorder cosplay, the future premier of Manitoba rapping about stank bitches, a rejected bar creep detonating emotionally, Taco Bell warfare, Elizabeth Holmes staring directly into Nathan Fielder’s soul, and Ukrainian cam performers
Episode Summary Promo Code’s birthday week begins with Meade Skelton planning Dolly Parton’s funeral entertainment, a Sextastic Tuesday story that belongs in an evidence locker, a woman wedged inside a backhoe bucket, fatal penis filler, furious furries, and an airline passenger duct-taped directly to his seat. Promo Code’s Birthday Week Meade Skelton’s Delusion Corner Sextastic
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary An encore episode stuffed with domestic Google abuse, Tim’s blistering hatred for Dhar Mann, a drunken mall slap-fight performance piece, senile fence-destroying chaos, a suitcase murder, toe-sucking hospital filth, and an elderly woman weaponizing a parrot against her neighbors. In other words, a very relaxing
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. It’s Friday, freaks, and Tim returns from a routine physical looking like a bloodless, vaccine-filled cartoon character. He also celebrates learning that he can skip the colonoscopy and simply mail away a box of his own filth. What could possibly leak? Today’s show is dedicated to Brooke’s
Episode Summary Today’s Sideshow serves up a glorious buffet of broken-brain nonsense, including Daniel Larson’s first post-prison interview, Mead Skelton weighing the pros and cons of seducing an elderly woman, a wave of genital-shrinking panic in Africa, and a murder allegedly sparked by a green chile enchilada pissing contest. Episode Highlights Daniel Larson resurfaces after
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Today’s show wanders through fake sandworms in children’s stomachs, a man airing out his ass with a vacuum hose, a preacher comparing humanity to tampons, and an Ohio sheriff looking like he got pickled at the county fair. Just a nice, wholesome Wednesday on Distorted
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary It is a Sideshow freak parade from start to finish, with Tim checking in on Gladys, a nursing-home menace with a secret history of kinky mail-order filth, before diving into deranged ex-girlfriend voicemails, a shirtless mobility-scooter showdown, a welfare queen proudly advertising terrible blowjobs, and
Episode Summary Tim returns from the eldercare trenches slightly more rested, heavily medicated by expired Percocet science, and ready to unload about nursing-home roommate hell, gay A.I. Mead Skelton busting nuts for a birthday sponsorship, satanic Dolly paranoia, big-ass sermonizing, Mel Gibson being Mel Gibson, George Santos getting tossed off Kalshi, and yet another fertility
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim rolls in on fumes after hauling furniture, sleeping on a bare apartment floor, and excavating ancient pantry relics from his mom’s place, so Monday gets a crusty old best-of packed with gamer meltdowns, pizza-commercial lunatics, Jesse Lee Peterson nonsense, public sex goblins, and the
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday’s show closes the week with birthday cum-fart sponsorship chaos, Arby’s herpes horror, Fungal Shell Joe apparently menacing the president, Mr. Piss Air trying and failing to convince us he was only pretending to be a disgusting goblin, and a Steak ’n Shake employee who
