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  • September 11, 2025By Tim

    Featured Segments DV Community & Support Patreon: Pledge at patreon.com/distortedview for extra perks and priority voicemail access. Upgrade: Lifetime membership available—email Tim at show@distortedview.com. Sponsor: Grab a $25 sponsorship and get your message featured.

  • September 10, 2025By Tim

    On This Bonus Episode: Hey Freaks! Tim back with you for a Sideshow-exclusive bonus segment. Today we’re stomping and clapping our way through bad music, bad theology, and even worse financial advice. Episode Highlights Closing Jesus as a Louis Vuitton-wearing mogul, Kanye as a folk-pop Nazi, and stomp clap as the whitest soundtrack to extremism—it’s

  • September 10, 2025By Tim

    Today on the Show: Cold Open Sponsor Tim’s Opening Rant: TikTok’s Hospital Catalog Phase Dysfunction Junction: Debra & Daryl Snorlax/“Garrett” Update (Slime Rapper) Holy Spirit Hijinks News Buffet (3 quick hits) Archive Pulls & Gross-Out Corner Sideshow & Support Listener Voicemails (Highlights) Pull Quotes Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

  • September 9, 2025By Tim

    Episode Summary Today’s Sideshow exclusive dives deep into the absurd: new digital-age slurs, Pastor Manning’s latest outrageous rants as he campaigns for NYC mayor, and one man’s furious tirade against TikTok’s algorithm for shoving unwanted porn his way. Plus, a Nazi cop wannabe makes a scene at a protest, and streamers clash in Toronto over

  • September 8, 2025By Tim

    On This Bonus Episode: Episode SummaryTim welcomes Lord Douche back from Florida, and immediately the house is plunged into chaos as discarded shampoo bottles, rancid Costco trail mix, and pink plastic ice cream spoons become sacred relics in need of preservation. Meanwhile, Alex Jones goes full celibacy mode in a nuclear rant against his ex-employee

  • September 8, 2025By Tim

    Today on the Show: On Today’s Show: Episode Highlights Freak Community Social: Twitter & Instagram @distortedview | Facebook /distortedviewshow Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemails: 206-666-4463 Support DV: Sideshow Memberships | Patreon Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

  • September 5, 2025By Tim

    Today on the Show: Cold Open: Frank’s Mom Has Had EnoughDomestic opera: “You’re my cross, you’re my misery.” Housekeeping / Sponsor Reads POV: Trying to Talk to People in 2025 Public Pervert Doesn’t Care He’s Filmed Fake Disorders → Real Murder (DID Edition) Game: Drugged or Electrocuted Jesse Lee Peterson vs. Dr. David Imhotep (The

  • September 4, 2025By Tim

    Episode Summary: Tim returns with a Thursday Sideshow full of dysfunctional court antics, failed small-town performances, bizarre scams, and industrial-strength pussy drilling. Plus: a sex-offender in a puppy suit gets into a strip mall fight, Mead’s sad Goochland market concert, and an elderly woman in Japan gets swindled by a “space boyfriend” in need of

  • September 3, 2025By Tim

    On This Bonus Episode: Tim’s back for a short Sideshow-exclusive ramble, and today it’s a mix of personal updates, petty victories, and plenty of bodily weirdness. Mead Watch: Bald Meltdown Pending Dick Queef Round Two Freakout Files 🎧 Sideshow members only: A raw, ridiculous midweek dose of Tim vs. Mead, carbonated dick queefs, and freakouts

  • September 3, 2025By Tim

    Today on the Show: Segments & Highlights 🎧 Proximity Chat vs. VR Families 💨 The Science of Dick Queefs 🤯 Neo-Pronouns, Tics & Piercings 🎤 Linda Finkel Hall of Fame 🛒 Kroger’s Patriotic Alternatives 🌎 News From the Edge 😂 Dawson Corner Listener Voicemails Proximity Chat’s Newest Masterpiece: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO

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