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Today on the show: Also Featuring: 📞 Voicemail Shenanigans: DV freaks weigh in on Minecraft movies, Ben Affleck’s autistic performance, and public access sleaze pioneer Al Goldstein. 00:00:00 Introduction 02:05:01 Lanky Loaf Bread 04:59:05 Meade’s New Song All About His Credit Card Fraud 10:05:03 Grandpa Teaches You A Lesson (And Other Weird Erotic Old Man
On Today’s Show: Tim shares the traumatic tale of discovering a tick burrowed deep in his luxurious mane, how he heroically extracted the parasite (after several failed assassination attempts), and the complete indifference shown by his loving partner, Lord Douche. Was it a woodland hitchhiker or a harbinger of Lyme disease? Either way, someone’s getting
On Today’s Episode: 00:00:00 Do You Know The Pretzel Man? / Introduction 02:55:20 An X Rated Interview With A Country Singer 10:36:24 The Face Filter That Makes You Look Like You Have Down Syndrome 15:36:12 Super Jock Itch Continues 20:48:09 Showdown At McDonalds 27:41:04 Sign Up For The Sideshow 29:24:22 Doing Jello Shots At The
🎙 Thursday Sideshow Exclusive Episode On Today’s Show: 💦 Cum Math 101: Baby Daddy Superstar returns with some deeply unsettling revelations about… well, sharing bodily fluids via a third-party pussy. On a scale from 1 to 10, how gay is it to rub your jizz on another guy’s jizz—through a woman? We discuss. 🎤 Open
On Today’s Bonus Segment:(Yes, it’s Wednesday. No, Tim doesn’t know what day it is either.) Tim’s back with a sloppy midweek bonus segment—complete with misdated intros, malfunctioning plastic penises, and cosmic orgasms brought on by Palladian light beings. Just your typical midweek mind-melter here on Distorted View Daily. Today on the show:🧴 FUCK SAUCE!– Adam
On Today’s Episode:Tim wrestles with a disturbing dream where he becomes the world’s most racist supervillain, Malario, a mosquito-shooting menace bent on African domination. Also, Dove thinks your emojis aren’t inclusive enough, and Tim has thoughts. Spoiler: He’s not thrilled about customizing tiny cartoon faces. Plus: Voicemails Today: Listeners debate the legal and ethical complications
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On Today’s Show: News Highlights: Listener Calls: Haley’s Comet drops a very problematic voicemail. Kickstart addictions, Cactus Cooler cravings, and a potential 20th Anniversary Roast of Tim? (Spoiler: Tim roasts YOU instead.) 00:00:00 Introduction 02:41:15 Unocvering New Material From Viral Favorites / The Unsavory Chef 07:01:05 The Return Of John Dakers / Woody Woodpecker 11:56:05
On Today’s Show: It’s a jam-packed Friday freakout featuring haunted abortions, ghost grandkids, pervy American men in Ukraine, and the eternal struggle of pre-ordering a Nintendo Switch 2 without losing your mind—or your place in the checkout queue. Listener Voicemails: Join the Freak Army! Get Sideshow exclusive episodes, bonus segments, and other weird goodies.📲 Sign
💥 On Today’s Show: 🎆 When Fireworks Go Wrong: A teen turns Independence Day into a flesh confetti disaster by blowing off his fingers in a moving car. (Spoiler: His meat mitts redecorate the backseat.) 🍿 Special Needs Meets Special Guests: A UK docuseries sends intellectually disabled adults to see the Ladyboys of Bangkok. Confusion,
