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On Today’s Sideshow Exclusive: 🖕 “Punch Me in the Face!”: A drunken meltdown turns into performance art as one sad man begs to be assaulted, confesses to hating his wife, and challenges the laws of reality while cops politely ignore his requests for a knockout punch. Also: was he really coming from the library? Spoiler:
In this crime-tinged episode of DV, Tim reveals a sneaky consumer scam passed down from Lord Douche himself: the ol’ open-box return switcheroo. Is it fraud? Probably. Is it genius? Also yes. Then we dive into the world of big battery drama, where a man throws a tantrum (and a battery) over a failed warranty
Tim’s Rant: Trump’s New Holidays Audio Clips: Explicit and Absurd News Stories Voicemails Support the Show 00:00:00 Introduction 02:06:17 Trump Fumbles On His Newest US Holidays 07:49:02 Awkward Verbal Gay Dad Sex 12:01:09 Laying An Egg For Your Mistress 12:45:14 Human And Dog Shit Eater Andy Has Something To Say 16:44:03 Calling Dirty Butt Lover
On the Show Today: It’s Tuesday, freaks, and Tim’s back with a Sideshow-exclusive journey into the dark, greasy crevices of humanity! This one’s got it all: fast food erotica, holy water urination, incel cuisine, and fistfuck-related medical trauma. Just a typical DV episode! Coming Up on Today’s Show: 🌭 Ronald McDonald’s Greasy Lovemaking: A handwritten
On Today’s Show: Today on the Bonus Show:🚨 AI Doomsday Incoming! Tim reads a disturbing article about artificial intelligence, where one safety researcher gives humanity a 0.0000000000001% chance of surviving. Sleep tight!🤖 Despite the grim outlook, Tim continues to misuse AI for humanity’s “benefit”—including turning an old “pew pew” mic sound into an actual beat
Today on the show: Also Featuring: 📞 Voicemail Shenanigans: DV freaks weigh in on Minecraft movies, Ben Affleck’s autistic performance, and public access sleaze pioneer Al Goldstein. 00:00:00 Introduction 02:05:01 Lanky Loaf Bread 04:59:05 Meade’s New Song All About His Credit Card Fraud 10:05:03 Grandpa Teaches You A Lesson (And Other Weird Erotic Old Man
On Today’s Show: Tim shares the traumatic tale of discovering a tick burrowed deep in his luxurious mane, how he heroically extracted the parasite (after several failed assassination attempts), and the complete indifference shown by his loving partner, Lord Douche. Was it a woodland hitchhiker or a harbinger of Lyme disease? Either way, someone’s getting
On Today’s Episode: 00:00:00 Do You Know The Pretzel Man? / Introduction 02:55:20 An X Rated Interview With A Country Singer 10:36:24 The Face Filter That Makes You Look Like You Have Down Syndrome 15:36:12 Super Jock Itch Continues 20:48:09 Showdown At McDonalds 27:41:04 Sign Up For The Sideshow 29:24:22 Doing Jello Shots At The
🎙 Thursday Sideshow Exclusive Episode On Today’s Show: 💦 Cum Math 101: Baby Daddy Superstar returns with some deeply unsettling revelations about… well, sharing bodily fluids via a third-party pussy. On a scale from 1 to 10, how gay is it to rub your jizz on another guy’s jizz—through a woman? We discuss. 🎤 Open
On Today’s Bonus Segment:(Yes, it’s Wednesday. No, Tim doesn’t know what day it is either.) Tim’s back with a sloppy midweek bonus segment—complete with misdated intros, malfunctioning plastic penises, and cosmic orgasms brought on by Palladian light beings. Just your typical midweek mind-melter here on Distorted View Daily. Today on the show:🧴 FUCK SAUCE!– Adam
