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July 16, 2025By Tim
Hey Freaks! On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily: 🧽 Jesus’ Secret Weapon: The Magic Eraser!Christian crackpot Katie Souza says you can wipe away demonic curses using a Mr. Clean sponge and the blood of Christ. It’s spiritual warfare meets late-night infomercial! Tim explores her latest descent into menthol-fueled madness—and kicks off the club remix
July 15, 2025By Tim
“That’s How You Count, Bitch!”💊 Side effects may include anal swelling, genital yeast infections, and being serenaded by Tim’s ‘incest rap.’ 🎤 On Today’s Show: 🗞️ Headline Highlights: 🧻 Voicemails Include: 💬 Quote of the Day: “I want to fuck my mom up the ass, stick my big fat dick in her backwards gash.”—Tim, attempting
July 14, 2025By Tim
🎧 Distorted View Daily: Bonus Segment – “Educate That Pussy”Originally aired: July 14, 2025 (Sideshow Exclusive) 👨🎓 Timmy Boo explores the dark genius of alpha male influencer grifting and the evolution of toxic masculinity content into podcast-style rage bait. Whether you’re a virgin loser, a rage-clicking liberal, or a dumb vocal fry hole nodding in
July 14, 2025By Tim
🤯 On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off the week with a real blast from the masturbatory past: vintage 1970s audio “trucker tapes,” complete with absurd sex talk, ridiculous dialogue, and a surprising amount of filth involving bodily fluids and cross-contaminated orifices. It’s truly a Sextastic Tuesday… on a Monday. 👵 Plus, Tim’s mom returns for
July 11, 2025By Tim
On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Friday, July 11th, 2025 Happy Friday, Freaks! We’re closing out the week with another deranged dive into the bowels of humanity — and Timmy Boo is serving up short bursts of weirdness before heading back to Ashtabula to relocate Mama Henson and her brand-new, adjustable shitter throne. Let’s
July 10, 2025By Tim
🤘 Distorted View Daily: Thursday, July 10, 2025 🎙️ Sideshow Exclusive EpisodeHosted by: Tim HensonTheme: AIDS jizz communion wafers, tooth decay TikTokers, satanic gay porn, and weather weapon conspiracies. 🔥 On Today’s Episode: 🧼 Featured Segments: 💩 Not Safe For: 📆 Originally Released: July 10, 2025🔒 Available To: DV Sideshow Members only🎧 Join the Sideshow
July 9, 2025By Tim
Show Notes: Bonus Segment with Tim Segment 1: Kids Bop Mead Skelton Parody Segment 2: Philosophical Porn Star Interview Segment 3: Gagging Video Segment 4: Cat Revenge Clip Closing Additional Notes: References to EFUCT for video content and a humorous tone throughout, blending shock value with commentary on the absurdity of the clips. Tim’s Wrap-Up:
July 9, 2025By Tim
On Today’s Show: 🎉 National Sucker Punch a Baby Day is back! Celebrate this time-honored tradition by punching a newborn square in the face. Tim walks us through the proud history of this idiotic fake holiday and what it really teaches us about infant uselessness. 👵 Phone Sex With Granny:Distorted View proudly presents an unforgettable
July 8, 2025By Tim
🎧 Distorted View Daily: July 8th, 2025🦴 Sextastic Tuesday: Knot in the Name of Love On today’s exclusive Sideshow episode: 💥 Iron Man knots up in Spider-Man’s boy-pussy during an unholy erotic fanfic mash-up.🕳️ A deep dive into “Starker Festival Summer Bingo”—where kink meets comic book degeneracy. (Yes, there’s knotting. Yes, there’s a cocklet.)👨⚕️ A
July 7, 2025By Tim
Show Notes:Hey Freaks! Tim back with an all-new bonus Sideshow segment, and today we’re diving paw-first into a couple episodes of Love Don’t Judge — YouTube’s favorite series profiling couples who really make you question your faith in humanity. 🐾 👉 First up: a woman who believes she’s a cat. Not just a cosplay kink