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đ€ AI Boyfriends Are Ghosting Their Users đș King Cobraâs Drunken Feminism đȘ The Rise of Tactical Everything đ§Ș Final Dose of Cobra Wisdom đ Featured image: Nick Bolton pitching the Bell & Howell Tac Shaver, cosplaying as a soldier in front of a green screen desert.
On Todayâs Show: Plus: racial sensitivity training clips, Timâs mom update, and a reminder that âI donât eat spaghetti without a forkâ might be the next great DV catchphrase. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
Episode Summary: Itâs Friday, freaks, and Tim wraps up the week with a full buffet of bizarre human behavior, social media meltdowns, and questionable culinary experiments. From Starbucks berry drink withdrawals to homemade âcarnivore ice creamâ with a truly primal secret ingredient, todayâs show is equal parts ridiculous, gross, and oddly educational. Thereâs also a
Today On The Show: đ Crippled Claus, Culty Karens, & Comic-Con Creepers! Hey Freaks! Itâs Thursday, August 14th, 2025, and todayâs Sideshow exclusive is stuffed fuller than Santaâs catheter bag! On the show: Santaâs rolling in for Christmas this year⊠literally. Yes, Santaâs in a wheelchair and weâve got the song to prove it. When
đDistorted View Daily: Hairbrush Eye Stabbing, Breakfast Bagel Emergencies & Government-Approved Parenting đ Sideshow Exclusive Bonus Segment! Today, Tim proves once again that his fine motor skills havenât improved since infancyâjamming a hairbrush directly into his eyeball during a frantic race to secure McDonaldâs bagel sandwiches before the breakfast cut-off. Was the scratch worth it?
On Today’s Show: Plus: listener voicemails, petty irritations, Christian whores, and more absurdity than your microwave can handle. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
Today On The Show: âđœïž Fine Dining Gets a Finger: Some people want an amuse-bouche before their appetizerâothers want a pre-meal fingering right at the picnic table. Is public digital diddling the new restaurant trend? (Spoiler: The answer is âdisorderly conduct.â) đŠđ Prime Pervert Delivery: An Amazon delivery driver in Spain goes above and beyondâright
đ POZ Panic, Meadâs Creepy Chick-fil-A Love Song, and a Speakerphone Showdown Timâs back for a bonus Sideshow segment after a sick week â and just in time for Poz Load Monday (yes, the jingle is stuck in his head and sometimes escapes into public spaces). Fresh from a doctorâs appointment where the bloodwork menu
Today on the show:đ Richard Simmons returns from the dead to motivate your fat ass (and sing about eclairs)đ» When your AI girlfriend turns into an accomplice in an assassination plotđ The shocking common ground between vintage Disney cartoons and anonymous raw sexđŠ Plus, itâs Pause Load Monday â and Tim brings you a very
Tim kicks off this Sextastic Tuesday with a sponsor request that could only come from a true DV degenerate: an AI-generated, filth-caked erotic novella pairing Kamala Harris and Joe Biden in a whirlwind of piss, scat, pegging, and Oval Office abuse. Yes, Lars from Orange County paid good money for this political porn nightmare, and
