Hey Freaks! Day two, and a new set of problems. Regardless, I soldier on, and best of all: REMEMBERED TO RECORD. I started the show late today because of the thunderstorms that threatened power to my studio. Around 7:30 the show started and it was full of mini Sextastic Tuesday stories, audio stupidity, and me

Here we go! The Maiden Voyage of The Morning Dump! I started the show on time, the guest was available when I called her, and there were no major technical fuck ups! Perfect show, right? WELLLLLLLL…. Guess who forgot to hit record? That would be THIS FUCKTARD. I’m pointing at myself here, but you can’t

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