Hey Sideshow Freaks! Enjoy today’s exclusive GRUM! On Today’s Show: – Crash and Burn, Baby, Burn – Beaten With A Toilet Seat: Porn Edition – Nipple Wear Links: Sign up for the Sideshow with Visa/Mastercard/Amex/Discover/Applebees Gift Cards Look! I’m on Google+ Distorted View On Twitter The DV Store: Shirts, Posters, Cards, Jigoo! VOICEMAIL: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH-GOD)

Hey Freaks! And so it starts again! I am back, I’ve got a new Sextastic Tuesday story for you, and hopefully we’ll never be apart for that long ever again! On Today’s Show: – Shitting On Dead Animals – An Eel Up Your Dickhole – Satanist Bagelheads Links: Sign up for the Sideshow with Visa/Mastercard/Amex/Discover/Applebees

Hey Freaks! Here’s an exclusive Tuesday show just for you Sideshow freaks! Hey Freaks! Links: Sign up for the Sideshow with Visa/Mastercard/Amex/Discover/Applebees Gift Cards Look! I’m on Google+ Distorted View On Twitter The DV Store: Shirts, Posters, Cards, Jigoo! VOICEMAIL: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH-GOD) NEW PO BOX! Distorted View PO BOX 211072 Columbus, Ohio 43221 Sponsor: AdamEve.Com:

Hey Freaks! Here is your Sideshow exclusive Thursday program. Enjoy! On Today’s Show: -Forced To Drink Bleach And Get Nailed In The Ass – Weathergays Strike Again – Rapist Foiled Again! DRAT! Links: Look! I’m on Google+ Distorted View On Twitter The DV Store: Shirts, Posters, Cards, Jigoo! VOICEMAIL: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH-GOD) NEW PO BOX! Distorted

Hey Freaks! Yes, I am alive! And I’ve returned for your Sideshow exclusive Thursday grum! Links: Look! I’m on Google+ Distorted View On Twitter The DV Store: Shirts, Posters, Cards, Jigoo! VOICEMAIL: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH-GOD) NEW PO BOX! Distorted View PO BOX 211072 Columbus, Ohio 43221 Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% Off + Free

Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% Off + Free Shipping Hey Freaks! Back for your extended Tuesday show! Brand new Sextastic Tuesday! Huzzah!! On Today’s Show: – Praying For The Shits – Preteens Want Pretty Pussies – Toppled By Tractor And it Feels So Good Links: Look! I’m on Google+ Distorted View On Twitter

Hey Freaks! Back for your exclusive WEEKEND show! Enjoy, freaks! On Today’s Show: – Get The Preteen Pregnant So I Don’t Have To Suffer – Cold Meat Doesn’t Help an Over Dose – Lighten Your Load By Dropping The Baby Links: Look! I’m on Google+ Distorted View On Twitter The DV Store: Shirts, Posters, Cards,

Links: Look! I’m on Google+ Distorted View On Twitter The DV Store: Shirts, Posters, Cards, Jigoo! VOICEMAIL: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH-GOD) NEW PO BOX! Distorted View PO BOX 211072 Columbus, Ohio 43221 Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% Off + Free Shipping

Hey Freaks! Here’s your extended Tuesday show! On Today’s Show: – A Tribute To The Fallen and Wet – Stabbed For The Sammich – Suicide By Helium Links: Look! I’m on Google+ Distorted View On Twitter The DV Store: Shirts, Posters, Cards, Jigoo! VOICEMAIL: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH-GOD) NEW PO BOX! Distorted View PO BOX 211072 Columbus,

Hey Freaks As Promised, here is a Voicemail show for you. I try to blow through close to 40 old calls from you freaks to clean out the line. Enjoy! Links: Look! I’m on Google+ Distorted View On Twitter The DV Store: Shirts, Posters, Cards, Jigoo! VOICEMAIL: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH-GOD) NEW PO BOX! Distorted View PO