Hey Freaks! Back with an extended show for you today! Sideshow freaks will get over 15 minutes of additional content. I’ll also be posting a videocast today as well, so if you’re not a member, sign up now! On Today’s Show: – Gay Elephants – Rubber Chicken Sex Tapes – Yolk on Prostitutes Links: Vote

Hey Freaks! Back for the Weekend show! I give away the XBOX 306, we say goodbye to a friend, and some dude has blood spurting out of his dickhole. On Today’s Show: – The Blood Spurting Dick Guy – Lady Gaga Pens A Penis – Cereal Is Sexier Than Ever DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441

Hey Freaks! Enjoy this SIDESHOW EXCLUSIVE weekend show! On Today’s Show: – Vince’s Tongue Got Slap Chopped! – Car Wash Suck Off – Urine Soaked Money Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s Sideshow Exclusive show! I’ll also have a weekend show just for you later in the week and the promised videocast as well. On Today’s Show: – Surprise! World of Warcraft Pedophiles Are Ugly and Fat – Being Handcuffed And Bitten By Your Psycho Ex – Dead Girl Still Can’t Go To

Hey Freaks! Back with an EXTENDED edition of DV. If you’re Sideshow freaks, you get a longer version of today’s show. Rawk. Sign up for the Sideshow and grab all of the bonus content you’re missing out on. On Today’s Show: – Junk Mail: “Your Husband Is Banging A Hooker” – Severe Vomiting Syndrome –

Hey Freaks! Well, looky here! I’ve got a weekend show for you! And quite frankly, it’s probably my favorite show of the week. Lots of good stuff happening here. And it’s nearly 40 minutes long, because I LLLURRRRVVVEE you all. Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Retard Awareness Day! – Plus My Child Is A Dumbass

Hey Freaks! Back with your Weekend bonus show! Enjoy! I should have a video for you tomorrow, too! On Today’s Show: – Condiments Only Serve To Confuse The Elderly – Streak Free Children – Eating an Elevator DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! Back with your Thursday show. It’s another extended program, so Sideshow freaks will be getting a longer version of today’s show. Want to hear it all? I’ve also got a bonus show planned for this weekend, so it’s a great time to sign up now! On Today’s Show: – Horse Eats Testicle –

Hey Freaks! What do I have for you today? How about an EXTENDED show!? Oh yeah. Sideshow freaks will get nearly 52 minutes of audio stupidity. Want to hear it all? Sign up for the Sideshow and you’ll also nab yesterday’s videocast and all the other great content you’ve been missing. On Today’s Show: –

Hey Freaks! Yes, as promised, I’m back with your weekend program. It’s a fun one, complete with the return of the weather gay and an insensitive re-enactment. Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Pissing On Cop Cars – Why Are The Gays Calling Me For Sex – Twat Shots For Freedom Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley