Hey Freaks! As promised, here is your weekend show. Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Steel Cockrings of DOOM – Condom Whoppers – Return of Carrot Cock

Hey Freaks! As promised, here is your Sideshow-exclusive weekend program! Check back on the main page soon for the finalists in the contest for the Amazon.com $150 gift certificate. Winner will be announced sometime next week on the show! On Today’s Show: – Abortion Smoothies – A Cutter Cuts Someone Other Than Herself! – Dumpster

Hey Freaks! I’m back with your Wednesday show! If you’re a member of the DV Sideshow, you’ll get an additional 20 minutes of audio stupidity from me. Not a member? Sign up and you’ll gain access to the extended shows. On Today’s Show: – Drag Queens Rule McDonald-Land – Ripped Out Chunks of Hair –

Hey Freaks! Back with an extended Thursday show! If you’re a Sideshow member you get almost 20 minutes of extra content today. Not a member? Sign up now! Next week, every new show will be Sideshow-exclusive. Free-side listeners will hear Best-Of Shows. On Today’s Show: – Finding Underage Love Scrawled on a Restroom Wall –

Hey Freaks, I’m just about to tear down my computer to pack it away, but before I do, I thought I’d give my Sideshow freaks a little something more. How would you like to have sex with me? Now you can thanks to this amazing audio recording! Enjoy!

Hey Freaks! Back with the Wednesday show! Bonus: it’s posted early! Double Bonus: It’s an extended show! Want to hear all the extra stuff? Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Show: – Hot Cookies of Doom – Men in Nepal: They’ve Got a License To Fuck – Homeless Phone Sex PO Box Address: DISTORTED

Hey Freaks! Here’s your weekend show! Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Coffee flavored condoms – Lumpy lesion-filled cocks – Beating up the Dead PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Hey Freaks! As promised here is an exclusive additional Friday (or Weekend) show for you guys. Thanks for a great week and I’ll see you back here on Monday! On Today’s Show: – Inflatable Dolls in the Public Restroom – The Case of ‘Ole Frothy Mouth – Ear Chomped by the Jeep PO Box Address:

Hey Freaks! Back for the Friday show in a big, big way. Lots of great stuff on today’s program, and to top it all off, it’s an extended program. You Sideshow members will get even more DV. Rock on! Not a member? Sign up now. I’ll be producing an exclusive show before I leave town

Happy Sunday, My Children! Enjoy the weekend program! I’ll see you back here in a mere few hours for the Monday show. Enjoy what little is left of your weekend. On Today’s Show: – Grease Jesus – Phone Rape – Giraffe Roadkill?