Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Tuesday program! Sideshow freaks get an extended show. Rawk. On Today’s Show: – All aboard the rape train – Tug-Of-OH MY GOD MY ARM – Taser Shield Babies PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday program! I wasn’t planning on doing an extended show, but half-way through the first portion of DV I decided to. So, Sideshow members, enjoy the extra 16 mintues.. well 12 minutes plus 4 additional magical musical minutes of Hairdresser.Not a member? Sign up now and get all Sideshow content! On

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Tuesday show! For you Sideshow members, I’ve got an extended show for you today. Not a member? Sign up now and you can listen, too. On Today’s Show: – Cuttn Ur Stomach, Stealin Ur Babeez – Mass E-mailed Cock Shots – 16 Mile Masturbation Drive Links: Home Shopping: Ladder Accident Have

Hey Sideshow Freaks! Enjoy this weekend’s exlcusive program! On Today’s Show: – Tards = Funny. Tards with Explosive Shit = HILARIOUS – Toe Sucking For an “A” – Mommy’s Got A Gun Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Tuesday show! For Sideshow members, you’ll get an additional 20 minutes of DV on this extended show. I’ve also found nearly 70 old episodes of DV from 2001-2002 that I will be posting. Want to hear it all? Join the Sideshow! On Today’s Show: – The Angry Malaysian Knife Trick –

Hey Freaks! It’s a late weekend show! Enjoy the creamy DV goodness. On Today’s Show: – The Evil False Tooth Fairy – Shaved Kitties – Even The Homeless Love Porn

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the mini-show! I go over a few news stories with you, play some audio and talk about why I’m going to die. Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO

Hey Freaks! Got a big show for you freaks today. Plus, for you Sideshow members, you’ll get an additional 15 minutes of stupidity. Want to hear the extended content? Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Show: – Cream of Condom Soup – Mandatory Castration – Fake Penis Alert! Officer, he’s shaking his Fenis at

Hey Freaks! Here’s an exclusive weekend show for you sideshow freaks! See you back on Monday! On Today’s Show: – Plant Porn – Mayoral Boob Appreciation – Banging Pit Bulls Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Sideshow-exclusive Labor Day mini-show! Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Keep